Cameron Diaz and Ass Hang Out

Changing gears to something less gruesome, here are pictures of Cameron Diaz, twirling around . . . I think, and hanging out with her ass exposed via upskirt. And no, the ass I'm talking about is not Ashton Kutcher, who is also in one of the pictures. I don't know what they're doing together . . . maybe Demi Moore let Ashton go out on a play-date with Cameron while she was running errands or something. Or, they could be on the set of a movie. Who knows, and more importantly, who cares. People who are into Cameron Diaz (God help you all) are just here to see her ass in the picture below, which, if you study it closely, would appear to be either clad in an invisible set of underpants . . . or with no underpants whatsoever! Speculate at your own will, and try to forget about the last post . . . At least this one's alive. For now.

Nipple-Topia - Demi Moore

Demi Moore isn't all that smart. With her advanced age, I think she might actually be going senile. Just look at these pictures that were taken as she was trying to get away from the paparazzi. Maybe she forgot that she was wearing a see-through shirt, without a bra on, and then decided that she put the only thing that would cover her old knockers, over her head. Nice move with the jacket there Demi. Why don't you just take your pants off while you're at it and wrap that around your chest as an impromptu brassiere? Sure, you're now showing off your underpants (if you're wearing any) but everything else is covered. And the paparazzi are left wondering just where Demi Moore went off to. You can thank me later for the genius idea.