In Theaters - 7/14/06

Wide Releases

Little Man - Who greenlights Wayans' Brothers movies. There must be some crazy, sadistic motherfucker out there that knows something the rest of us with cinematic taste don't. This particular filmed entry into their burgeoning filmography "borrows" heavily from Looney Toons cartoons from way back in the day. Nothing is sacred to these assholes. Well, "chasin' da dolla" apparently is, but let's not count that. Who will watch this movie this weekend? People who didn't get into the other craptacular movie that comes out this weekend.

You, Me and Dupree - I like Owen Wilson. Not "like" like him, I ain't gay yo. But he's a funny guy, and I've laughed at pretty much every role he's played since "Bottle Rocket". This one might turn me against him though. This movie just looks terrible. I think it rivals "Little Man" in gawd-awful-ness. And who finds Kate Hudson attractive anyway? She's like a stick figure. Why does she keep getting acting roles. She's not very good at it either. Life baffles me sometimes.

Limited Releases (AKA - The interesting movie-fare you will overlook at the cineplex. Synopsi provided by Yahoo! Movies . . . they put the something in something. You figure it out. Now, where's my plug money Yahoo! No, I'm not screaming at you. You have an exclamation point at the end of your company name.)

Edmond - A businessman (William H. Macy) leaves his family and explores New York's seedy underworld. Written by David Mamet.

Gabrielle - A middle-aged French man discovers a letter written by his wife that overturns his entire perception of their marriage.

The Groomsmen - A groom and his four groomsmen discover their extended adolescence might finally end the week before the wedding.

Mini's First Time - A worldly 18-year-old (Nikki Reed) seduces her stepfather and schemes to get her pesky mother out of the picture.

The Oh in Ohio - A sexually frustrated married woman (Parker Posey) finds satisfaction with her pool guy (Danny DeVito). Edit - What the fuck? Danny friggin DeVito?

Time to Leave (Le Temps Qui Reste) - A French fashion photographer is given 3 months to live spends his last days with his grandmother and a cafe waitress.