Being that temperatures are rising making southern California feel like the surface of the sun, I thought I'd put up some pictures of Hollywood types sporting the bikini bathing suit. Sure, they're not bathing when they're wearing them, but a couple are close to actual water. But, let's start with Lindsay Lohan, who looks like she enjoys taking pictures of herself in her walk-in closet.
Just what here reasoning behind posing like this, rather than posing at a beach or poolside, is beyond me. It almost looks like she's posing for some MySpace pictures . . . but the requisite "mirror in the bathroom" shot is not there. Here's another one, this time . . . with sunglasses? Yes, I repeat, these pictures were taken indoors.
Moving on from Lohan, I found this picture of Jessica Alba walking her dog with her gay man-servant. She's seen better days I tell you. I am not down with this Hollywood slim-down trend. There was nothing wrong with the way Jessica Alba looked a couple of years ago. Now, sure, she's still the looker, but it's getting harder and harder to get a glimpse at her. If she were to turn sideways . . . she'd disappear.
Eva Longoria must be wanting to change the way BAFW thinks about her, because she's out and about wearing the two piece swimsuit, surrounded by dudes . . . looking like she's about to have an aquatic gang-bang. She must have known that the staff here at BAFW love hydro-sexual activities. Good for you Eva. But, seriously, wax your upper lip and never . . . never ever ever . . . go out in public not wearing make-up.
Finally, we have a special picture of Kate Moss letting her nipple slip out while hanging out with her family. And what a nipple it is! I'm wondering why she doesn't incorporate shot-glasses into that bathing suit. Those things are like the oversized pencil erasers. You know the ones your teachers had in first grade. Man, I loved those pencils. Enough reminiscing . . . that's it for today. Enjoy perverts.
1 comment:
and you are eloquent, but repetitive.
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