First Sour, then Sweet

I just ran into an e-mail that made me laugh a little. Not because it was particularly funny, but because of the two extremes that can be found within the body of the e-mail. He starts off all sour, and ends it sweet. Just like a Starburst Sour Chew. Maybe he goes around cutting pony tails off, and then hugging legs shortly thereafter.
Here comes the sour.

My xxxxxxx 2006 sec suite is not updating. Seems two months is it's limit. I am not very damned amused!

Message "could not update antivirus correctly." Cause of error - not defined. Error code 190017

Unless you can get this dog-crap software functioning and keep it doing so for more than a month or so, I want a full refund.

Get ready for the sweet.

When you come to the edge of all the Light that you know and you are
about to step off into the darkness of the unknown, Faith is knowing that one of two things will happen -- there will be something solid to stand on or we will be taught to fly.

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