Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Christina Aguilera - Modesty Redefined

More women should walk around like Christina Aguilera does. Just think about it. If all women with nice racks went around town in slightly see-through shirts or blouses, don't you think the world would be a better place? Who would have time to commit crime when there are bountiful racks that need just the right amount of attention to reveal, only slightly, what lies below that thin fabric. See, this is why Christina Aguilera has to be awarded a Nobel Peace prize. If she gets this see-through shirt movement going though. She can recruit Pamela Anderson, who is already a PETA spokesperson. Her titties are visible not only through shirts, but through bras as well. What else can you expect when a woman has breasts like the San Onofre Nuclear Power plant.
Aguilera will soon become the Mother Theresa of slightly see-through shirts

4 comments:

|absolute absurdities| said...

I second that motion!

Jaime said...

is that the motion in your pants the Sal?

|absolute absurdities| said...

the motion of the ocean...is more like it!

Jaime said...

if you're stranded on the ocean, you can use those boobs as flotation devices.

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