Top Box Office Movies - Sexy Edition

I noticed that all the names of the movies in this week's top ten movie money makers can be perverted into something a little naughty. Let ms see if I can work in some sexy descriptions about what the movies would be in a perfect, but slightly dirtier, world.

1. Ice Age: The Meltdown - A movie, employing some of the latest computer generated graphics, for the ice cube fetishists out there.

2. Inside Man - Gay porn, think about it.

3. ATL - Accronym for "Ass To Lips", othewise known as ATM (Ass to Mouth), which involves penises making the transition from assholes to mouth-holes.

4. Failure to Launch - A tale about overcoming impotence, most of it caused by the idea of having Sarah Jessica Parker as the female lead.

5. V for Vendetta - V stands for Vagina, which has a Vendetta on all the penises that keep stabbing her. Lots of explosions, as the vengeful vagina demolishes many phallic symbols of power.

6. Stay Alive - Snuff film that just doesn't turn out right.

7. She's the Man - Tranny feature, where Amanda Bynes gets an "addadicktomy" to impersonate her brother.

8. Slither - Trouser snakes from space descend upon sleepy, backwoods town and try to throat fuck everyone, men and women.

9. The Shaggy Dog - Hmm, a play on words. Movie about a dog that loves to shag (ie. Fuck) who ends up getting the short end of the stick, when he finds himself in a bestiality movie. Tim Allen still plays the dog.

10.Basic Instinct 2 - Sharon Stone stars in this Granny-fucking movie. No makeup or prosthetics needed, she's already pretty convincing for the part.