Pants - A The Sal Saga (Teaser)

I'm teasing a story that will be appearing over at The Sal's blog . . . why? Because it seems to be a momentous ocassion whenever that blog slack-ass posts something. Seriously, check out his page. The few things that are there are funny . . . most of the time. Ok, so maybe it ain't no BAFW, but it's good, and the guy needs the traffic. Check it out.

The Sal says: wanna hear a strange story
The Sal says: im gonna tell ya anyway
The Sal says: so a while back...i bought a pair of pants that i wanted right
The Sal says: i tryed them on and they fit well i go back and by the same pair and for some strange reason they are not the same size at all
The Sal says: so then i figure, ok maybe they gotta be broken in right, nahh....they're just defective
The Sal says: my godamn luck
The Sal says: im gonna blog this
The Sal says: hey theres a story
Jaime says: a pants story
The Sal says: why not man
Jaime says: maybe you got fat between fittings. lol
The Sal says: they are the same size
Jaime says: hmm . . . . strange.
Jaime says: same size, same brand, same cut?
The Sal says: yes yes yes
Jaime says: is your ass the same size?
The Sal says: i have asked other wearers of the brand if that is normal but i have found in my quest that is not the case at all
Jame says: wow, the sal doing the research
The Sal says: my ass has nothing to do with it
The Sal says: lol
Jaime says: this is going to be like an investigative expose
The Sal says: i have come to the conclusion that maybe for some unforsaken reason i managed to buy a knock pair
The Sal says: most logical answer
Jaime says: did you buy the pants in downtown LA?
The Sal says: nope
Jaime says: where at?

Dun dun dunnn!! What's going to happen. Get the full story at "Transcendental Euphoria".

UPDATE! - He's breaking it up into three parts (per my suggestion), just like the Lord of the Rings . . . minus the gay songs and poems. I swear, those were tough to get through. Friggin Tolkien, he invented the Elven language. No need for poems and songs. Who does he think he is (was), Britney Spears?