Those crazy Mexicans. They just went and legalized every single drug known to man. Yeah, apparently, their equivalent to the House of Representatives almost unanimously (349 for, 6 abstains, 0 against) voted to allow personal usage of not only marijuana, but cocaine, heroine, amphetamines, mushrooms, peyote . . . do I need to go on? Is this their way of sticking it to the Mexican drug cartels? Or did everyone just go gonzo-bananas down south. One thing's for sure, their tourism is going to boom now that there's a mini-Amsterdam just south of the border. Here's a link to the article, which is in Spanish.Breakdown of Mexican Drug Allowances.
Heroin - 25 milligrams
Cocaine - 1 gram
Marijuana - 50 grams (50 dubs!!)
Opium - 5 grams
Amphetamines - 100 milligrams
Methamphetamines - 200 milligrams
Mushrooms - 250 grams
Peyote - 1 kilogram
I hope, for the sake of the country, that this is some sort of April Fool's joke on the part of the newspaper "Cronicas". If this is true, all those illegal Mexican immigrants will be too high to cross the border and pick our produce and work in kitchens all over Southern California. You know, all our "good" jobs.
5 comments:
I think it's an offensive to battle the whole immigration fiasco that is currently being sought out. Think about it...
American kids get news of drug legalization, they all take trips down south and get burned in the process. Cuz you know these gringo kids are bound to do something stupid.
i like the fact that the newspaper is called "Cronicas" which can be translated into the word "Chronic(les)".
mmmmmmm....drugs
I love Mexicans!period
Mexican Tourism Board Slogan - "Come to Mexico to experience the new highs of Spring Break"
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