Thursday, April 06, 2006

Nipple-Topia - Swanky Transparency

I don't know what to think when I see these pictures. I mean, sure, it's a see-through dress worn by a woman who's got some nice cans, but then I start looking above the neck, and it's Hillary Swank. Ouch. She just has this face that reminds me of a guy. Oh yeah, that's probably because most of the roles she plays are girls that want to be guys or do manly things. Like that Karate Kid movie, or the one where she played a girl that pretended to be a guy (Boys Don't Cry), and Million Dollar Baby. All these movies where she's doing guy things must translate to a change in her facial appearance. That's just a theory though. Anyway, someone should photoshop a paper bag to cover her face. That way, we could all enjoy the pictures just a little more without having to question wether or not we're all getting a little bit gayer by looking at these.

2 comments:

Jaime said...

you need to mix bactine and vaseline.

Big D said...

She was ugly way before the movies.

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