Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Spears Interprets Dance


This is a video of Britney Spears . . . not a beached manatee trying to wriggle itself back into a Florida canal. With a post-Federline badonkadonk like that, when she gets back into music videos, it would only be acceptable to see something like that in a 2 Live Crew video. I have one piece of advice for Britney . . . just give up and take a job at the local SavOns. You need to make a little extra scratch since your fame money is getting burned through at an incredible rate by your talentless hillbilly husband. Popozao ain't going to put food on the table . . . which would seem to be a very important issue for you right now.

15 comments:

|absolute absurdities| said...

LOL! I totally agree without any talent dont expect a whole lot when time gets rough

Jaime said...

she has a talent for eating ho-ho's, devil dogs, and twinkies.

sadly, that only pays in diabetes.

Big D said...

She looks like a day shift stripper. Which is kinda weird bucause I'm pretty confident if I wanted to I could soo score. The sad thing I don't know if I want to.

deestract said...

LOL. Talk smack, all of y'all, but you know, especially you big d, you'd hit that. Don't trip.
I'm just sayin'.

Jaime said...

The Sal is like a pussy Explorer . . . searching the jungles for new and uncategorized species of tail. sometimes, they don't look all that great, but he does them anyway . . . for science.

|absolute absurdities| said...

EXACTLY!

Big D said...

You're right I would hit that.

Anonymous said...

Oh please Jaime/Sal you both know that you love each other. You are so border-line gay I'm starting to think my marriage is just a front. Stop fighting already. And Jaime, don't get jealous just because Sal sticks it to other girls (that's right, I called you a girl) when you're not around.


-Heather

Jaime said...

LOL . . . my loving wife everyone.

Crazy Dan said...

She never had talent but I think she looks a little better with a few pounds on her.

Anonymous said...

Don't worry baby, I love you to death. Somtimes I'm just afraid that you'll leave me for the Sal.

Jaime said...

the Sal just wants me for my XBOX 360 hon.

deestract said...

I have some weird, sick desire to see this video, and for some reason, it doesn't pop up for me from your page. DO you have another link maybe?

Jaime said...

i would tell you . . . but since you're a woman, and you'd probably break your computer trying to see it . . . i'll save you the headache.

if you can't figure out how to play it without "popping" it (wtf?) . . . you were never meant to see it in the first place.

toodles.

Jaime said...

in tech support circles, we call this EOE

Extreme Operator Error

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