Friday, April 28, 2006

"Internets" Ablaze - Idol Panty Slip!

Wait? This is what everyone has been looking for? This is what has set the internet ablaze. The past couple of days have been fantastic for traffic, but now that I see what you sick perverts were hoping to see . . . which is nothing . . . I don't get it. Sure, it's a split second of yellow panty viewing (and I hope she didn't dye the fabric herself, if you know what I mean), but it's not like you can see any actual anatomical features. Not even a camel toe, and those are high resolution screencaps of the infamous Katharine McPhee upskirt panty shot.
So, from what I gather, she was doing a performance this week on that show I never watch, and a button came loose on her dress. OH NO! I'm expecting the whole damn thing to fall into pieces and it's just one button . . . and it's not even the button holding together her rack.
Are people so desperate for American Idol that they seek out these types of pictures to masturbate to? This doesn't even give me a half chub. Actually, I think my penis is receeding into my ballsack a little. This is not sexy, scandalous, or even remotely news-worthy . . . but, anyway, the last shot in this post culminates with the anti-climactic panty slip screen capture of Katharine McPhee . . . American Idol hopeful. She has captured the heart of America with her yellow panties.
Click to make it bigger . . . the picture not your penis!

3 comments:

Big D said...

PANTIES!!! Speaking of which when does the next victoria secret catalog come out?

Crazy Dan said...

Thats it??? I with it, they need to search the internet for real porn.

Larrucifer said...

you gotta wonder if she had the same stylist as Janet. Can anyone say "wardrobe malfunction". In case you still don't know what I'm saying: this was orchestrated and executed as planned.

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