Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Aguilera Has Great Taste

I don't understand what women see in some guys sometimes. Just take a look at Christina Aguilera, sure, she's slutty, and I don't find her all that attractive, but I'm pretty sure that she can do just a little better in the men department than what she settled for. Her husband, Jordan Bratman has ears that look like a VW Beetle with the doors open. That, and he looks like a young moyle that was caught in a picture with a chesty girl on the way to a bris. And when did Aguilera get so big in the rack? Um, I remember the "Genie in the Bottle" days, she was a twig. Did she surgically enhance her jiggles? You be the judge . . . of appearances and degree of salinity in her jugs.
This man's penis must drag on the floor when he walks. No one has that great of a personality.
Old Man Pants look makes a comeback . . sans the pants.

1 comment:

deestract said...

HAHA. funny. But didn't Aguilera go public with her fake boobies? I thought she did. That's just ridiculous and sad that a girl feels the need...

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