"Older the Berry . . . " - Conversations with The Sal

Jaime says: you bored?
The Sal says: no...this old hag called in and didnt know what she was talking about
The Sal says: i trans to sales for the tech supp offer
The Sal says: she needs it bad
Jaime says: she needs IT bad?
Jaime says: maybe the Sal can deliver IT
The Sal says: there ya go...
The Sal says: hahahah
Jaime says: dirty mofo
The Sal says: she was saying something about updating when she was actually trying to upgrade...it was a mess
Jaime says: "older the berry the sweeter the juice" . . not if the berry has past its expiration date
The Sal says: lol....that is a good point
Jaime says: maybe you can offer her an upgrade . . . up her poontanger
The Sal says: lol
Jaime says: feast on her wrinkled roast beef
Jaime says: oh man . . . *gagging* i'm grossing myself out
The Sal says: i think the tired groupie would like a piece of the sallysteak
Jaime says: again
The Sal says: and...ughhhh at wrinkled RB
Jaime says: LOL
The Sal says: she keeps givin the eyes yo
Jaime says: dude, you really want an "old lady" to be your old lady.
The Sal says: no man
Jaime says: yeah, what was i thinking. you don't want a lady. you want a ho
The Sal says: i just want to lay down some wood
Jaime says: slut
Jaime says: lol
The Sal says: jaajajja (laughter in typed spanish?)....whats wrong with that man

I don't know where the fascination that the Sal has for older women stems from. Maybe he wasn't breast feed enough . . . or too much?? Who knows. The one thing I know is that the Sal is always chasing after MILF's. And I guess he keeps baggin' them, because he's not stopping. Oh well, play on player.