Lily Allen See-Through Dress

I had noticed a recent increase in interest regarding Lily Allen and her naughty bits . . . and I think I might have found what you people were so desperately seeking. It's not an upskirt, but Lily Allen's see-through dress is giving you a pretty unobstructed view of her landing strip. Which would be great . . . if Lily Allen were even remotely sexy. Whatever floats your boat I guess.

Angelina Jolie - Topless and Blurry

I know you've probably seen Angelina Jolie nude in the past. Most likely on your hi-def TV. She shows some skin in pretty much every other movie she makes. But, these pictures are from real life. And life can be blurry sometimes. Just ask Hans Moleman. What is that you say? He's a fictional character from "The Simpsons"? . . . So's your face!

I'm not quite sure why Angelina Jolie decided to change clothes on her balcony, but hey, what the heck right? One more blurry pic below. It even has a little armpit action for people who are into that sort of stuff. I know you're out there. Pit-sniffers . . .

The Skinny on Colin Farrell

I can't quite put my finger on it, but I think Colin Farrell is looking a little different than usual. The side by side comparison pictures are making me wonder just what's going on here.

Actually, I already know what's going on. Here's the link to UK gossip rag "The Sun" who secured these pictures. Looks like Colin Farrell is doing the Christian Bale (in "The Machinist") and shedding a ton of weight for a movie he's working on called "Triage", where he plays a war photographer. A really skinny war photographer. I don't know if this look will excite the ladies . . . but I'm pretty sure the Anorexia Twins might have found their dream man.

Audrina Patridge - Acts in Bikini

When Audrina Patridge is not busy "acting" on the "reality" show "The Hills", she's busy "acting" in legitimately fictional filmed projects. Right now she's been cast in a movie called "The Reef", and I'm guessing it has something to do with oceans and water. Why else would she be in a bikini. For a chick that's got nothing going upstairs (much like the rest of the cast of "The Hills"), she does compensate by having quite the body. Is her acting any good though? I don't know. I don't really watch "The Hills". My wife does, or has in the past. But don't tell her I told you that. She's already pretty pissed I exposed her love for Bravo's "Top Chef" show. Ooops . . . But, getting back on topic. There are a couple of more pictures of Patridge for your viewing pleasures. Even a little something something for those who like the caboose.

Paul Rudd - Dance Dance Dance Revolution

I don't have much time for posting this morning. I'm due at the office by 5 AM (wiggety wiggety wack), but I saw this little video of Paul Rudd getting his dance on, and I thought "why the fuck not". Here he is, showing off dance moves from a straight-to-DVD Michelle Pfeiffer film called "I Could Never Be Your Woman". Sounds a little like a downer. This couple minutes of video here very well could be the only thing funny in this movie (and at that . . . just marginally). So, it looks like I've saved you a couple of bucks off a rental for the evening, or if you were thinking of purchasing the DVD, whatever this is selling for (probably $5 at the bargain DVD bin).

Natalie Portman - Just for the Heck of it

I can't really think of any legitimately newsworthy reason to post pictures of Natalie Portman. She's in Cannes, and these pictures were taken at the premier of a movie called "Blindness", which she's not even on. But . . . she just looks pretty. And I can't even get in trouble by thinking she looks pretty, because my wife shares the same opinion (I'll probably still get in trouble though). So, there you go. No upskirts, nip-slips or other inappropriate activities going on here. Just Natalie Portman looking great.

Ex-Pussycat Dolls Upskirt

I don't really care much for the "Pussycat Dolls". They kind of remind of me of Bratz dolls come to life. So, Nicole Scherzinger doesn't really do it for me. But I'm sure someone out there's standards are so low that they would actually want to see this woman exiting a vehicle and showing her panties at the same time. Classic upskirt moment. This one's for you, lowest common denominator guy (or girl).

Megan Fox - Dripping Wet and Topless

You know Megan Fox from last year's "Transformers" movie. The super-hot chick that that bastard Shia LeBoeuf gets to make out with at the end of the movie. Well, she's going to be appearing in Diablo Cody's (writer of the great "Juno") next project, titled "Jennifer's Body". They should work the word "hot" into that movie title, because, even though her nipples are covered by pasties (I know, what a crock of shit), she's still looking mighty fine. I don't know what the plot of the movie revolves around, but I don't think I'll care much, if this scene is in the film. The last picture has her covering up her boobs, but it has the added bonus of getting you close up to her dripping wet underwear, which lets you see her landing strip and a hint of camel-toe. It's nice to see a girl who keeps it clean and tidy down there.

Pineapple Express Red Ban Trailer

I saw this over at a stoner blog I frequent. I love a good stoner flick, and "Pineapple Express" looks pretty great from the trailer. It comes out later this year, but I'm already jonesing for it. I think I might be addicted to these types of movies. But, only when they're good. I still haven't seen the 2nd installment in the Harold & Kumar opus.

That's How I get my Jeans on too

Parkour is one of the coolest things to come out of France since . . . well, I can't think of anything else that's cool and French at the same time. But, anywho, these guys are applying parkour to getting dressed, and it's pretty wild. If you want to check out more of this crazy jumping and the like, and don't mind reading subtitles while you're watching a movie, check out "District B-13" on DVD. You won't regret it. It's a great film.

Heroes Promo

"Heroes", one of my favorite shows of all time, is coming back this fall to NBC. Hopefully, instead of a mini-season, we'll get the full shebang this time around. I swear, if the writers or the actors strike again this year, I will flip my shit. Anyway, some of the heroes might be villains? I can't fucking wait.

Mischa Barton Bikini - Something is Definitely Wrong Here

Usually, when I post pictures of celebrities in bikinis, it's a good thing. Well, Mischa Barton has just proven that it can also be bad. I'm not sure how someone as thin as her can develop such massive amounts of cellulite, but there it is. Check out the all-cottage-cheese thighs she's sporting. Her publicity reps are claiming foul-play here. To me, these pictures look pretty real. Oh well, I was never really into Mischa Barton. Haven't seen a single thing she's been in, wether on TV or in films. And, judging from these pictures, I'm better off not seeing her in any stage of undress. Unless I'm looking to vomit. Then, sure, pass me some more Mischa Barton bikini pictures. And a bucket.

John Mayer Makes Music

This might not be an exact, 100% accurate depiction of the music writing process, but it is 100% funny. Even though you hate John Mayer for bagging Jessica Simpson and other hot Hollywood chicks, you'd be a resentful fool not to at least chuckle a couple of times through this video. And, even if you hate it, there's a Kristen Bell cameo in there, for all the "Heroes" and "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" fans. Hell, even the "Veronica Mars" fans can get in on this action.

Quarantine Trailer

"Quarantine" is not a movie I've heard of until now. Thanks the guys over at Analog Medium, I now know this movie is coming out this year. Those guys have their fingers on the zombie pulse. How they found a pulse to begin with is a mystery. This movie is in the same vein as "The Blair Witch Project" and, more recently, George A. Romero's "Diary of the Dead". That film was fun but flawed. I'm thinking "Quarantine" will give us some fun zombie action, but in the end, will be fundamentally flawed. All of these "found footage" movies (I'm looking at you too "Cloverfield") are enjoyable, but end up missing the cinematic tour-de-force that they want to be. Fuck it . . . Zombies! I'm watching it.

Elisha Cuthbert Hearts Bikinis

Elisha Cuthbert is out doing what celebrities do when the rest of us have to go to work and lead real lives . . . she's out wearing bikinis in some beach somewhere. She's been actually photographed all week long in different bikinis and rather than have an individual entry for each one of her bikini sightings, I figured why not just put them all in one place. So, here she is, showing her appreciation for the two-piece wonder swimsuit. I can't really come up with anything else to say. I don't think she's working on anything right now. I'm too lazy to check IMDB right now. Aww . . . who cares. Bikinis!

The Price is Wrong, Bitch!

This video is hilarious. I had a creeping suspicion that the contestants on "The Price is Right" were not in the upper echelon of intellectual thinking. This video just proves my suspicion. Oh "Kim". That was an epic FAIL.

More Nipples from Crank Sequel

I know you've seen the Amy Smart nipple-tape pictures from a couple of days ago. That was from the set of the "Crank" sequel. There were more actual nippley pictures from that set involving Amy Smart, but they had a whole lot of Corey Haim in them, so I decided not to post them up. But, it seems like Amy Smart is not the only one getting her nipple-slip on during the filming of this movie. One of the other female stars, Bai Ling, is also showing us a little . . . actually, there's nothing little about Bai Ling's mutant nipples. They're huge. The first picture here is kind of an accidental one. The shirt just moves in a way where it happens. It's followed below by a picture showing Bai Ling making sure that everyone on set saw her gargantuan nips. They're kind of gross actually, and for the record, so is Bai Ling. So . . . why do I post this then? You people love the nipple slips. Look out in the next couple of days there might be some hot Jason Statham nipple action. I mean, it's the only logical thing that could happen looking at the track record for this movie.

Yahoo's Exclusive Hancock Trailer

"Hancock" is due to hit theaters July 2nd. I'm pretty excited about it. Looks like a fun, superhero romp. Plus, Will Smith seems to be getting better in his choices as of late. I loved (despite the weak CGI) "I Am Legend", and this movie looks like it might be right up my alley. This exclusive Yahoo trailer shows you a little more of the movie than the regular trailers. It includes tossing a kid into the air. Pretty hilarious.

Amy Smart Nipple Slip - Where's the Tape?

I don't know if these pictures are recent. To tell you the truth, I was just bouncing around the interweb when I saw a link to this through the Buzzfeed network. That's that thing with the interesting stuff on my sidebar. It comes courtesy of a website called Hollywood Tuna. They seem to have a pretty decent website. I'd check it out if I were you. You just might find more nipple slips of your current Hollywood fixation du jour. But, back to Amy Smart. She does not have the hottest rack in Hollywood, but she's a bit on the cute site. So, it doesn't matter that she's not rocking Pamela Anderson-sized tits. A couple of more pictures below, and if you want to check out Amy Smart without a top on, then check out the nipple tape post from a couple of days ago.

Amy Winehouse Monthly Update - Brought to you by McDonald's

Ah, Amy Winehouse. Is McDonald's sponsoring your downward decline? Why does she keep eating that garbage. Anyway, this post is not entirely about Winehouse's eating (or lack-there-of) habits. Rather, we're going to focus on her professional work. Actually, her inability to perform her work. Which, should get in the way of her buying McD's in the future. She was supposed to do the title track for the new James Bond film "The Quantum of Solace", but . . . that might not work out after all. This is what Mark Ronson, music producer for the new Bond movie, had to say:

"We tried to work for a little bit. I'm not sure she's ready to work on music yet," he said.
Asked if the Quantum of Solace track will be made he added: "I don't think so unless by some miracle of science it gets recorded and someone sings a vocal on it so probably not. We did work on it but we never finished it so that's about it."
Asked if the pair are due to work on other projects he replied: "No, we tried to work for a little bit. I'm not sure she's ready to work on music yet".

I hope she gets her shit together soon. This guy pretty much contributed to her previous album release hitting #1 in music charts and helped secure a Grammy for this coked-out McD's loving waste of human space.