Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Cow-pocalypse

I like a hamburger from time to time . . . but thousands of hamburgers all at once is something I can only dream about. This is what will have to be done with the 68 cows that perished during 1 lightning strike. I know . . . that's a lotta available meat. Here's an excerpt from the article:
The cows were standing together in a paddock Monday when an electrical storm hit near Dorrigo on Australia's mid-east coast, radio reports said.Sixty-eight cows were killed by lightning, but another 69 survived, it said.
No wonder California cows are always so happy. They're never in danger of getting fried by a freak electrical storm. But rest assured, if that ever does happen, I won't be far away with a fork and butcher's knife handy.
Lucky Bitches

2 comments:

Crazy Dan said...

Just a little hillybilly info for you. When there is a storm coming cattle instictually know it and will all move to the furthest point in a field away from the wind. So these poor cattle new it was coming but could do nothing to stop it.

Jaime said...

well thank you Almanac Dan, for that very informative but ultimately useless bit of information

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