A couple of days ago, I posted that Christina Ricci-related post where I mentioned that Sam Jackson knows how to treat a lady right. As in beating her for being white. Well, Dane Cook has a little bit of a different approach. He takes the ass-kissing route (don't worry honey, I won't get off that ass-kissing route anytime soon) in an effort to treat the ladies right. Although, he might be taking it to the extreme. He actually plants his lips on strangers' asses. But who could blame him . . . when the stranger he recently attached his lips to happens to be Charlize Theron. I guess the law of averages does work after all. Plant enough ass kisses on women and you'll eventually end up on Chalize Theron's ass.
I missed the actual televised occurance since I don't watch The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. I don't own a plasma widescreen television set, so I could not possibly fit Leno's chin and the rest of the show on my regular 32" set. I know what you're thinking . . . with all the hundreds of cents he's making a year with all that advertising, how can he not afford a high end television set? Charity. I give and give and give and never get anything in return. By charity I mean casino nickel slot machines. And it is true . . . those bitches never pay out when I bet 9 lines at 10 nickels per line.
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