Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Charlize Couch Dump . . . Jump

It's kind of sad when Charlize Theron starts to make fun of you. Here she is, on the Ellen (what? She's got a show too?? Am I not lesbian enough to care?) show, where she jumped up on the couch in an attempt to poke fun at Hollywood's favorite scientologist midget, Tom Cruise.

Either that, or she's using one of Ellen's couches as a commode, which would be actually funnier than her making some sort of topical joke at the expense of Maverick. Damn you FCC for banning public defecation on television! I'm sure you'll start fining people for accidentally letting a nipple slip too huh? What? They do that already?? Oh my God. When did we start living in Nazi Germany?

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