Tuesday, October 25, 2005

One Good Reason

As a response to Crazy Dan, who posted this in my comment section:
Whats wrong with Dunst.. she isn't that bad I think your just jealous cause your a horny fan boy and she wont give ya any.

The Superficial posted today a story about how Kirsten Dunst does not want to fix her jacked up teeth because she thinks they make her special and sexy. Sure, if you like making out with chicks who have a mouthful of jagged-edged teeth, then I can understand how anyone could find this sexy. And if they do, they're better off making out with a Great White Shark. They're way more special than Dunst, and they like to cuddle afterwards. Try it out Dan, go swim in the Gulf, hook up with Jaws, and you can pretend you're getting your mack on with Dunst's older, but better looking sister.

2 comments:

Crazy Dan said...

What wrong with celebrating womens imperfections. Sometimes the things that are different in a woman is th emost attarctive part. Have your woman look at that response.. I hear it now WHOOOSH.. thats the sound of wetness of yeah she wants me.

Jaime said...

i wish i could understand just what the hell you're talking about Dan . . . cause i'm guessing it was funnier in your head that when it got translated into print.

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