Crash Test Lohan

Lindsay Lohan was in a car crash a couple of months ago. Seems that she didn't learn her lesson as she just crashed her car . . . again. And it doesn't look like a little dent like the last time. I guess you can't teach a young ho new tricks. Just look at that Mercedes . . . she won't be able to drive that thing again. Once a car gets banged up like that, it never runs right. But, what does she have to worry about. She probably has a ton of Herbie Fully Loaded money just lying around . . . all individually rolled up into makeshift little tubes. I'm not saying she digs cocaine. I'm just saying she likes to roll up hundred dollar bills for fun *snort*.

EDIT: It seems that Lindsay was running away from the dreaded Papparazzi again. And that white powder all over her face was powdered sugar from a donut. She's trying to get her figure back, remember. And cocaine is no good for gaining weight. So it definately was not cocaine. *wink*

EDIT#2: From The Superficial, they have a little eyewitness account pulled from BBC news. If you're too lazy to follow the link, here's the quote:

Eyewitness Victoria Recano, a reporter for US television show Insider, saw the crash and its immediate aftermath. She said: "I was just walking down the street when her Mercedes-Benz sped north... and I guess... hit a red van head-on," she told CBS 2 television. Ms Recano added that the actress and her passenger ran from her car and into a nearby antique shop. "I don't believe they were fleeing the scene, I think they were hiding from paparazzi who hang out in this area," she said.

So, was she being chased by the paparazzi or was she just too busy doing lines from the passanger seat of the car to notice the red van she collided with. And by "doing lines" I mean driving safely. I am not in any way implying that *sniff* Lohan has a *snort* cocaine *chug* and/or alcohol problem. No way. The girl from the Parent Trap? She's an angel.