Sunday, October 30, 2005

Prussian Blue Gets Gangsta

I thought it would be a little on the funny side to reprint that Prussian Blue post I had from a couple of days ago . . . but this time, I'd use Gizoogle's text translator to give it a new flavor. So without further ado . . .

"so i was curious `bout this whole prussian bizzy business. by now i know its not a new color of crayon, but i was not expect'n ta find what it all really was `bout. seems prussian bizzy is comprised of tizzy sista who have a band that be fizzle becom'n tha vanguard of tha racialist music scene. yes, theyre white, n apparently hatin' `bout how bootylicious tha white race is. i found this shawty "prophecy" on one of they fan sites motha fucka. gizzle it a read in tha mutha fuckin club.
Prophecy of tha Poser n shit.

And there shiznall come forth tha brotha of April, n tha spirit of they race shall rizzle upon tizzy crazy up in here. The gem of wisdom n understand'n shizzall be upon a blossom, tha sapphire of strength n counsel upon anotha, n that of knowledge upon a third. And tha motha of rappa shall wear tha rizzle of baller.

wit righteousness shall they judge tha people, sippin' fairly tha Whites n blunt-rollin' them ta stand again in strength n wisdom . Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. They shall judge not by rumor, but by knowledge keep'n it real yo. Wit justice will they adorn themselves, n wit faithfulness wizzle they conduct themselves. They shall smite tha world wit tha songs of they mouth, n wit tha breath of they lips shizzay they slay tha wicked n tha foul so i can get mah pimp on.
The lynx shall dwizzell wit tha lamb, n tha miznonth wit tha city. tha young ones wizzill arise n lead they thugz out darkness wit tha light of music, n a shawty child S-H-to-tha-izzall lead thizzay fo' sheezy. they shall fizzy tha earth wit tha knowledge of race, as tha motherfucka cova tha sea.

in tizzle day, there wizzay be tha killa of april, n ta tizzy S-H-to-tha-izzall tha white rizzle look . You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. fo` they shizzay stand as an ensign of they people, n they songs shall be glorious and my money on my mind.

and it shizzay come ta pass tizzle in that day tha white race shall again gatha itself frizzom whereva they may be, fizzy america, F-R-to-tha-izzom europe, fizzy tha british isles, from russia, from australia, n fizzle tha islands of tha sea. n they shall set up an ensign fo` tha white nations, n assemble tha dispersed aryans friznom tha corna of tha earth . Wussup to all my niggaz in the house.

Their envy of one against gangsta shizzay depart, n they enemies shall be cut off n tremble. For tha White race again shall conqua, tha spics toward tha West n tha nigga in tha East wit da big Bo$$ Dogg. And tha Jews who survive shall obediently depart from tha lands of tha Aryans.

So, Lynx & Lamb (izzy names of tha sista) is hizzy ta promote white powa n ta disprove thizzat whole holocaust mizzy thats off tha hook yo. Yeah, theyre all `bout that too since they is associated wit sum-m sum-m called The National Vanguard. A bootylicious group of folks who is currently ballin' a contest on who can find "the mizzy macabre n ridicizzles Holocaust claims you can."

Thank you for the inspiration Big D. He recently used the same translator to recount an anecdote of his. Check out his blog here.

1 comment:

Big D said...

No problem dawg It mobbin' a funky ass shawty flavor ta it, doesnt it? Spendin' that shit all day though will give you a migraine.

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