Brooke Hogan in Playboy?

This just in from the New York Daily News -

Brooke Hogan has been approached to pose nude for the famous men's magazine, her publicist told the Daily News on Wednesday. And she didn't say no.

The "Brooke Hogan Knows Best" star, 20, could use a boost for her stagnant singing career. Hogan's 2006 album "Undiscovered" reportedly sold just 127,000 copies.

"No decision has been made at this time," her rep said.

Well, Playboy did put WWF wrestler Chyna in their magazine once (I still get the shakes whenever that unpleasant memory re-surfaces), so it's not all that weird that Brooke Hogan would make it into the long-published gentleman's magazine. But do we need to see Brooke Hogan naked? I'll take a pass on that one. Seeing her in bikinis is testing the limits of what I can take already.

Rosario Dawson Works a Hose in a Bikini

Man, that post title alone should be the plot for Rosario Dawson's next filmed project, but alas, it is only an accurate description of what she was doing in Italy over the weekend. The hose happens to be a garden hose, but the bikini is just that . . . a bikini. I don't recall seeing Rosario Dawson in the two-piece wonder suit in the past, so this is a welcome addition to the pantheon of posts here at BAFW. It doesn't hurt that Dawson is a geek's dream-girl. She's lending her vocal talents to the upcoming "Wonder Woman" animated movie coming out next year, she's written comic books, and starred in Kevin Smith movies. How much more geek-cred do you want? That, and she's not too hard on the eyes either. Here are a couple of more pictures, to solidify my point and, most likely, something in your pants.



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Bayonetta Trailer

I don't usually post videogame trailers, but this one for an upcoming game called "Bayonetta" caught my eye. It's be the guy who created "Devil May Cry", and it has the same interesting gun/sword play . . . but the emo guy is replaced with a hot chick. So, that makes it different? Right? Plus, she's got guns strapped to her feet. Check out the trailer.

Watching the Watchmen

Zack Snyder, the genius behind "300" and the "Dawn of the Dead" remake, has a trailer up for his new movie "Watchmen" up. I included the YouTube version for quick viewing, but you have to head on over to Apple for a much nicer, crisper, Quicktime trailer. You'll love the difference. Oh, and this movie looks bad ass. Really sweet trailer too. I'm totally geeking out right now.

BAFW HQ Upgrades

There have been a couple of additions to the BAFW HQ as of late that I have been remiss in letting you fine readers about. I've just been too busy messing around with them. All of this is thanks to a recent influx in cash money (all legal, none from advertising . . . bums) to the ol' bank account. Let's get to the first one, that was a purchase born from necessity.

XBOX 360 Elite

My old, regular XBOX 360 got the RROD, again, and I had to send it off to Microsoft for repair. Since it's our main DVD machine in the living room, I kept arguing with my wife about purchasing an upgrade. Finally, after I told her how much I was making as bonus for the month of June, she relented, and agreed to let me purchase this dream machine. Right out of the box it's showing it's unmatched superiority. Crisp and clean 1080P via HDMI into my 42" LCD HD set is a thing of beauty. The 120 GB of hard drive space means I won't be running out of space for a long time. I was down to 2 GB's of space in my old XBOX 360. It's also a sleek black, which goes a little better with our black LCD set. The only downside . . . all of my saves for all of my games are in the old hard drive. I'm sure there's a way to transfer all of that from one machine to the other, but I'm lazy, so I'll most likely have to play through all of my games again. Achievements are still there though, so my 20,000+ points didn't disappear with my saved games.

LoveSac MovieSac

Don't call this bad boy a bean bag. There are no beans in this thing, just 65 lbs of shredded Durafoam, which molds and contorts to your body as you sit in it, creating one of the most comfortable pieces of furniture you will ever sit on. I love it. This is also one of the things I had been begging my wife for a couple of years to get. Since we got our IRS economic stimulus check in the mail last week, and being patriotic Americans that want to help out the economy, we headed out to the nearest LoveSac retailer and picked this up. Now my wife loves it, and it's hard for me to get some quality time with the MovieSac. It sits two people. I originally wanted to get the largest LoveSac available (appropriately named "The Big One" and sits 4 adults comfortably), but logistically speaking, it wouldn't have fit in the BAFW HQ anyway. This one is the third largest they offer, and it's barely fitting as is. Once we move to a larger domicile/HQ, we're definitely buying more, and possibly even getting some of the Sactionals they offer. Head on out to LoveSac.com for more of their products. I fully endorse them. BAFW-tested.

Claire Danes Skinny Bikini

I'm pretty sure I know how bikinis work. The top is supposed to be filled with breasts . . . but Claire Danes seems to have another idea. All she's got in there is nipples. Didn't she used to have breasts? Either she's lost a lot of weight, or had a double mastectomy. Whatever the case might be, here are a couple more pictures of her, and one even has potential camel-toe action . . . if she could fill out the bikini bottom enough. Such a wasted opportunity.

Vikings vs Aliens! Outlander Trailer

Holy shit. I don't know if the premise itself has won me over here . . . but this movie looks fairly promising. Nothing Oscar-worthy, but it might whet my sci-fi whistle and my ancient nordic whistle all at the same time. The only person I recognized in there is James Caveziel, who plays an almost Jesus'y character here. Anyway, check out the trailer. I think they should make a ninjas vs. aliens movie next.

Heroes Webisode

If you're anything like me, you're anxiously awaiting the return of "Heroes". Whet your thirst for superhero action with this webisode courtesy of NBC. I guess this is kind of what their spin-off series would have looked like. Production on the webisode is not as good as on the actual show, but it's only 3 minutes or so, and who knows, some of these characters might end up on the TV series. Check NBC.com for more.

More Miley Cyrus than I Actually Want to See

Seriously, I don't want to see this. Who is keeping track of this kid and her iPhone? These pictures actually comes from a recent hack of Miley Cyrus's boyfriend's phone. I guess she's dating one of the Jonas Brothers, whatever that means. A hacker that goes by the name of "TrainReq" (hence the watermarks on the pics) got in there, nabbed the pictures, and actually has been in contact with the media to see who wants to buy the even "jucier" pics. There is also talk about e-mails that were read and not saved that detail intimate sexual encounters between the not yet 18 year old couple. So, Billy Ray? Excellent parenting. You should really think about not counting your daughter's millions, and keeping close tabs on her. Otherwise, things like the picture above, and the picture below, are only going to be the tip of an underage sex scandal.

More Evil Deads? Hmm . . .

AICN has a pretty nifty video (which would be here if I could re-post it or find it on YouTube) of Bruce Campbell talking to some EW douchebag about the possibility of a new "Evil Dead" that would possibly feature him. You have to sit through a short promo for Campbell's returning USA show "Burn Notice", but it's OK, because it also features Campbell doing what he does best. So, head on over to Aint it Cool News and check it out. And don't forget to pick up the latest iteration of any of the "Evil Dead" films coming out from Anchor Bay. I already have the Necronomicon version of the first movie. Do you?

Hell Ride Red Band Trailer

By now, you should know that I have a predilection for the red band trailers. So I'll post as many of them as I can find. Why? Because they're always much more kick ass than your regular, run of the mill trailer. The latest one I found is for "Hell Ride", a Quentin Tarantino produced movie about bikes, beer, and booty. Micheal Madsen, David Carradine, Vinnie Jones and the great Dennis Hopper star in this movie, which just looks fun as hell. Check out the trailer kids. It features a split second of boobies.

OMG, It's Amy Winehouse's Pubes!

I think my eyes just put a hit on me for making them watch the pictures on this post. It's disgusting really. Make sure your eyes and yourself are on good terms when checking out this post, or you might find contract killers knocking on your door. Or your eyes might just commit suicide on you. It's that bad. And if it weren't bad already that you can see a hint of Amy Winehouse pubic action in the picture above, below is the extreme close-up. I know, what have you done to deserve this? Nothing. Sometimes bad things happen to good people. It's life.

EDIT: And . . . once again, they're gone. Shaved from existence by Photobucket's people. I was going to re-post using my Picturetrail account, but that was deleted. Apparently, I broke some kind of rule. I think it was the nudie pictures. Tee-hee. You can still make out what's going on in the picture above, but the extreme close-up really sealed the deal.

Mini-Me's Sex Tape Co-Star Speaks

There's a gripping piece of journalism over at News of the World that looks into the sordid details about Verne "Mini-Me" Troyer's sexual escapades. As you might have heard, there is a sex tape out there that features the diminutive "star" and a regular sized lady, doing the horizontal mambo. I'm sure as hell not going to post the video. Midget sex is not sexy. But, here are a couple of excerpts from the news article for you. In case it makes you want to seek out the video elsewhere . . . freak.

"For a small guy he's quite well endowed. I had no complaints.But the whole thing was over in three minutes. It was strange having sex with someone who couldn't reach to kiss me at the same time, except for my tummy that is! I was so relieved it was over" . . . "I thought it would be fun to do it in the tub," she said. "Sadly I almost killed him. While Verne was watching TV I ran the bath, emptied a bottle of bubbles in it and called him in. But the bubbles were so thick and high that once he climbed in he got lost under the water and I couldn't see him"

LOL! He almost died trying to have sex with her. Must have been a great piece of ass you're wondering . . . Um . . maybe not so much. I mean, for Verne, this is a catch, but if it were me, I would not have risked my life for this:

Knowing is Half the Battle

Alex Proyas, director of "Dark City", has a new movie coming out next year (I'm trying to forget "I, Robot", but the trailer won't let me). The movie, "Knowing", is about a mysterious sequence of numbers that predict disasters . . . but as they say in the trailer: "What happens when the numbers run out?". Shit, I don't know, I haven't seen the movie yet.

Oh, and Nicolas Cage stars in this movie. But let's not hold that against the film. Nice to see his actual hair in this though. No crazy stupid wigs present.

Hellboy is Everywhere

Here he is doing a PSA for kitties. Hellboy loves kitties.

Here he is with the American Gladiators.

And here he is, hanging out with Chuck from the show . . . "Chuck". It's nice to see some support for "Hellboy II: The Golden Army". I'm a big fan of the first "Hellboy" movie, and I'm totally psyched to see Guillermo Del Toro's 2nd take on the character. Movie comes out July 11th. Mark your calendars.

Mirrors - Red Band Trailer

I hadn't heard much about this movie, but it is directed by Alexandre Aja, who directed the great "The Hills Have Eyes" remake and also made the thoroughly intense "High Tension (Haute Tension)". I heard there was a tamer trailer out there for "Mirrors", but fuck that. It's all about the red-band-trailers around here. I love them. And with good reason. This movie looks fan-fucking-tastic. Keifer Sutherland looks like he's genuinely losing it here, and poor Amy Smart . . . that's fucked up right there. Mouths shouldn't open that way. Anyway, enjoy the video, and don't forget to verify your age, kiddies.

Britney Spears Upskirt - Like Riding a Bicycle

I haven't actually blogged in a while (like a week), so, when I sat down with my laptop this morning, I was a little apprehensive as to what subject matter to tackle. This is, after all, my triumphant prodigal-son style return to blogging. Britney Spears makes it so damn effortless though, it's like riding a bicycle. Here she is, as always, getting out of a vehicle, and wearing something that maybe she should have thought twice about. It lets us see the upskirt, and even though we might not want to see it, the papz are always there, ready to strike. But, the upskirt shows underpants, and nothing much more salacious. Until, they catch her going up some stairs, and they start shooting from behind. That's what's going on with picture #2. At first, it looks like any old upskirt, but if you click on the picture, and increase the magnification, you can make out something poking out of her panties. And I think it's hair. Pubic hair. Coming out the back end. So, that's technically ass hair right? Kinda gross, but there might be some hirsute-lovers out there who want to see hairy ass-upskirts. So, consider this my gift to you.

June Search Terms

I've been working quite a bit lately. That's the only explanation I have for the extremely lean posting week I've had recently. It's going to be even worse the next couple of days. I'm currently getting ready to work two 15 hour days back to back, along with an 9 hour day on Saturday. My brain is pretty fried as a result of this (just thinking about this monumental amount of work tires my brain out), so this is all I can muster for right now.

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George Carlin: 1937 - 2008

Fuck! Another great bites the dust. George Carlin died yesterday from heart failure. He was 71. He had a long career as a stand-up comedian, had been in movies and television. This guy was a comic legend. I will personally miss him, even though I personally never knew him.

Britney's Back, Bitch

Well, Britney Spears has made her triumphant comeback . . . and it seems to have included the rather complicated medical procedure some people call: an add-a-dick-tomy. This clip also has Sharon Osbourne and David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff gushing over how much they like this version of Britney Spears . . . and of course, some cranky Englishman who seems to be the voice of reason.