Lindsay Lohan Sentenced to Jail

Yes, that's Lindsay Lohan, displaying emotions that she somehow doesn't know how to express while acting, but I guess they're warranted, since the California Judicial System just sentenced her to 90 days in jail. And here I was losing hope in our judicial system, after my recent stint in jury duty. Man would I have loved to serve on that jury. But, alas, the Lohan drug fueled menace is off the streets and headed for lock-up. And why did the judge sentence her? Aside from common sense, take a look at her probation report courtesy of Radar Online:

Lindsay Lohan was taking a powerful cocktail of amphetamines and the powerful painkiller Dilaudid during her probation period, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned.
The shocking list is contained in the 24-year-old’s probation report, which was given to a Beverly Hills court Tuesday. It is expected to be released publicly Wednesday.
Lohan, 24, who was sentenced to 90 days in jail for violating the terms of her probation, was also taking Adderall – an amphetamine used as part of a treatment program to control symptoms of attention deficit hyperactivity disorder. The actress was also taking a combination of other drugs, including anti-depressants Zoloft and Trazodone. She also takes Nexium, which is used to treat acid reflux.
They were all legally prescribed to Lohan, RadarOnline.com has been told. The drugs were detected in the Mean Girls star’s system after she began random drug testing on May 26.
The combination had the potential to “kill her” when mixed with alcohol, said one source.

And that's just prescriptions, who knows what else she was doing before she got on probation. While I don't feel sorry for Lohan, I do hope she takes this time to reevaluate her life. She's got 90 days to realize she's hit rock-bottom.

UPDATE: Now, this post has video of the sentencing.

Nick Bollea Cry Baby Call

Nick Bollea, son of Hulk Hogan, is in jail. He was busted for street racing and putting a friend in a coma after he wrapped his souped-up car around a tree. And, apparently, he's not taking it very well. This phone call was apparently recorded over Mother's Day weekend, and at that time, Nick had been in prison for less than 24 hours. I've never been in prison myself, but if I were to ever go, I'd want an isolated room. I don't care if they put me in solitary confinement. Anything to keep my butthole rape free. Click on the link below to hear him complaining about not leaving the room, and only having 10 feet to walk around and how he just wants to breath fresh air. Awww . . . man the fuck up. I say throw him in with the general jail population and let them have it at him. I'm sure he'd call his mom up real quick-like and ask that their lawyer get him back into solitary for the duration of his 8 month sentence.

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Jack Bauer in Glendale Jail

Keifer Sutherland started his jail sentence just a couple of days ago, and they threw him in the Glendale City Jail. Now, we've seen Jack Bauer escape from prisons and tight spots in the past on "24", but escaping from Glendale might prove to be his most difficult assignment yet. Take it from someone that left Glendale, only to end up working there for the past couple of years, to once again leaving Glendale . . . hopefully for good. Glendale is a tough bitch to shake. And you'll never feel clean once you leave. I still have Glendale flashbacks now.