Heidi Montag in Bikini, Baywatch Style?

I have never watched a single episode of "The Hills" on MTV. I don't even know what the show is all about. But, apparently, Heidi Montag got famous for being on it, and then getting breast implants . . . so now she spends her days, running around beaches in bikini's awaiting photo-ops and generally not contributing to society. Which is fine if you're into that sort of stuff . . . but it just seems a little vapid for me. Here she is, pretending she's in "Baywatch", running around with a lifeguards flotation device and standing next to one of their vehicles. In a bikini. So . . . yeah . . . nothing much else to say here. *Yawns* Filler can be so boring sometimes.

Kim Kardashian's Ass is Filler

No, you read that right. It's not "fuller" . . . because let's face it, if it did get bigger, you'd have to hire a pack of little Japanese tourists to follow her around screaming "Gojira!". No, Kim Kardashian's ass is just filler today. Namely because I don't have anything interesting to post about today, but also because rather than posting nothing, I thought you people would enjoy checking out her ginourmous segmented ass. What's that dress made out of anyway? Adamantium? It's got to be some sort of high-tech fiber polymer just invented by men in labcoats. With scientific degrees hanging from their walls. Because only science can hope to control Kim Kardashian's ass.