When Religious Retards Try to Convert

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Is this a fucking joke? There are people out there that are in line with this retarded chick's line of thinking?

WTF! "Indians are like if an African and an Asian had a baby"??? Holy shit. If there is a God out there, I hope he's shaking his head in shame at what his creations say sometimes. I have to commend the Hindu girl, Saraa, in this video, for keeping her composure and eventually deciding that eating rice would be a much more productive use of her time than hanging out with these two girls. If I were in that position, I would have ended up slapping the shit out of these two chicks. And the thing that kills me is that the girl in the middle is completely convinced that she's doing the right thing. Try to sit through the 9+ minutes of this and you might want to rethink your involvement in religion.

Julia Roberts Handicapped?

Julia Roberts parked her SUV at a handicapped parking spot over the weekend, prompting me to wonder if having a giant mouth is a legitimate handicap. Sure, she can eat banana's sideways and probably eat a bag of dicks in one swallow, but does that really warrant her need to park as close as possible to the store, denying actual physically handicapped people from getting those spots? I don't think so. Maybe she can claim mental retardation as her reason for parking there. Whatever it is, I'm pretty sure America is the actual retarded party involved here. Think about it. You made her famous. Shame on you.

Oscar De La Hoya - Prettiest Girl Ever

So . . . Oscar De La Hoya, boxing champion, is also the prettiest girl in the world. Super classy, unlike all those other Hollywood celebutards like Paris Hilton or Britney Spears. Or . . . maybe Oscar De La Hoya is just a drunk idiot who made the disastrously stupid decision to dress himself up in women's panties, high heel shoes and body fishnets. In any case, you can check out X-17's coverage for more pictures, if you are so inclined to do so.


Update - So, these pics might be fake. Check out this page for more info about this whole thing. But my mind is made up. So, no matter what his lawyers might say . . . these pics are totally real.

Kim Kardashian Ass Domination Tour Continues

Celebrities are pretty retarded most of the time. Near celebrities, like Kim Kardashian, that seem to redifine the term "attention whore" with every action they take, are even more so retarded. Case in point, these pictures taken as she was leaving a restaurant. Why would she start posing like she's an extra in a Bettie Page photoshoot? Or maybe she's about to pop-a-squat and pinch a loaf right there and then while waiting for the valet to pull around in her car? I don't know. I'm not Kim Kardashian, or crazy enough to relate to her. What I do know is that she's taking great pains to make us notice her ass . . . and it's becoming a personal pain in the ass to write about her. I mean, we just saw her sweatpant'ed ass just like a couple of days ago. We get it. You have junk in your trunk. Can we all just move the fuck along?


And why is she hanging out with her hot grand-mother? What? That's just a regular aged friend with a granny-face? Ooops . . .