Eva Longoria Sex Tape

Hmm . . . I had heard about this . . . but, just like that Meg White sex tape, this one is not for real. It's actually for a website called "FunnyOrDie.com", which I'm pretty sure it's run by Will Ferrell and some of his comedian friends. Oh well, I didn't want to see that Mexican lawn gnome getting it on with some dude anyway.