Tyra Banks has a Dream

As I sat there (there being my work chair) and watched this video . . . I almost laughed out loud. Not because of Tyra's incessant "me me me my I me" rants, but because she's got a bit of a bulge down there. I'm sure if the resolution on YouTube were better, then we'd probably be able to see the full deliniation and definition of that camel-toe she's sporting. Tyra Banks everyone . . . making granny swimsuits sexy again.

If you're a chubby-chaser.

And like self-absorbed women.

And love chicks with fiveheads (that's like a forehead . . . only larger).