Mary-Kate finally a Zombie

Mary-Kate Olsen, part of the Olsen Twins megalo-ginormous-empire, and the one with the "alleged" eating disorder, is pictured above, trying to nibble a snack off the calf of a rather low-rent looking stripper. I guess we can now know just why she's dropped to 80 lbs of bone and ligaments . . . It's hard to find a stripper that will let you take a chunk off her leg. And since that appears to be Mary-Kate's only source of sustenance, I can see how she got so thin. On the plus side, if you don't mind the crabs, the consumption of strippers is high in protein. So, if she could eat three square exotic dancers a day, she'd look much more healthy that what she looks like now.