Richest Bitches

Forbes magazine posted their list of "Richest Women" of 2006. Here's the top 10.

1. Oprah Winfrey: Net Worth (in $ millions): 1,500
2. J.K. Rowling: 1,000
3. Martha Stewart: 638
4. Madonna: 325
5. Celine Dion: 250
6. Mariah Carey: 225
7. Janet Jackson: 150
8. Julia Roberts: 140
9. Jennifer Lopez: 110
10. Jennifer Aniston: 110

Yea, Oprah Winfrey is worth 1.5 Billion dollars. Closely followed by (if you can consider a paltry 500 million "close") Harry Potter scribe J.K. Rowling. That pact with the devil's working out for you, huh. Martha Stewart comes in a distant 3rd, which goes to show you . . . even an ex-con can make good in America. If they're white. And a woman. And were rich before they went in to prison. The rest of the list is populated by the usual suspects. Most of them are music performers and actresses (or acting musician combos). No professional women. What can we learn from this list? You don't need a fancy degree to make it in this world. School's for fools.

One last thing. I would not fuck a single one of these women, despite their enormous wealth. I'll do pretty much anything for money . . . but putting my penis in any of their orifices is out of the question.