Girl Fight Fridays - Where's my Strap-on?

That's pretty much the only thing this girl fight is missing. Come on ladies, who goes on Spring Break without packing their strap-on dildo? You never know when you're going to end up in a fake mud-wrestling match, perched over another bikini'd chick, dry humping her while you're trying to choke her. Right around that time, a bolted on phallus would have come in handy. Just my own personal opinion though. I mean, a man can dream right?