Jenna Jameson might be a little on the delusional side. I'm sure it's a case of "1 too many dicks up the pooper"-syndrome. It basically makes people think and say completely ludicrous things. It's great that someone wants to make a movie based on her best-selling book, "How To Make Love Like A Porn Star", but who she wants to play her in the movie might be a little bit off. "We're looking at Scarlett. She's my choice. I think she's beautiful."Of course she's beautiful. She's frickin' Scarlett Johanssen. There's no way they could get her for the part. First of all, look at what Jenna Jameson looks like. Pretty much beef-jerky with tits and a gaping asshole. Now, take a look at what Scarlett looks like.
Pretty much hotness personified. And that's not even a good picture of her. It doesn't show off her natural cans. Jenna, I think you need to ground your choice in a little bit of reality. There are plenty of actresses that can look good naked but have busted faces like yourself. Just look around you. You're bound to hit one with your latest co-star's 1-foot pole. And while I would relish in seeing Scarlett Johansson playing a porn star, it would be too much of a stretch for her to play you.
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What are you thinking? Scarlett Johansson is perfect for the part. Finally we get to see her naked! As far as to big a stretch so was Reese Weatherspoon playing a virgin.
What? . . . You haven't seen her naked yet? I can't get her to keep her clothes on, sheesh.
Oh wait, that was a dream.
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