Oops, She's Done it Again

Britney Spears needs to get spayed. Who else pops kids out of their vag's every year, on the year? Toothless Appalachian hicks that's who. I guess her family tree might have some roots in that particular segment of the American population. Here is the rumor that's going around the inter-high-webs.

In one widely circulated photo, Spears was shown throwing up peanut butter and reports said she had been drinking, but according to ITW, Spears has been skipping the booze.

"Her dancers were indulging in Malibu rum and pineapple drinks and taking shots of vodka," a witness to a January 14 party at a Las Vegas casino told the mag. "But Britney drank bottled water."

Spears gave birth to her second child only four months ago — but friends point out that she got pregnant for the second time only three months after having her first child.

"I've seen her during the last two pregnancies and she has the same look now," a "pal who sees Britney every week" told the mag. "She's heavier, but that's not it. It's the sparkle in her eye. She always gets that sparkle when she's pregnant, like she's relaxed and happy."

That sparkle might just be the some twinkie-filling she got on her face after devouring a case of baked snacks. I'm just saying. The old Britney Spears is dead, people. Get used to the new "baby-factory" Britney. It doesn't look like she's stopping any time soon.