Paula Abdul - Master Interview'ee

Does it even matter what sort of intoxicant Paula Abdul is on these days? Whatever it is . . . keep drinking/snorting/huffing/injecting it, because the results are pure gold. Fried gold. The best kind. And not like golden shower great (*wink wink* Kim Kardashian), this kind of gold is the kind that the whole family can enjoy. This is why she's still part of the judging in "American Idol". And how early is it when this particular news-cast hit the airwaves? 8 AM? 9 AM? That's pretty much prime-time morning news-casting time. Abdul is already blitzed off her mind, and there's only a three hour difference. She must have a bunch of Irish coffee in the morning. You know, the one that's flavored with whiskey.