Pre-Historic Shark hits Hollywood

So, this pre-historic shark surfaced this week. I saw a couple of short videos on some news broadcasts which left me with a "what the fuck was that" feeling. I don't watch the news though, so I was not compelled to find out. And then, I ran into this video, which pretty much puts everything into context. This is what the pre-historic shark would be subjected to if its re-discovery were covered by Entertainment Tonight or The Insider. Which is the only way I would pay attention to it.