Search Terms - Tech Savvy Pervert Trap

It's a new year, and therefore, the search terms post must return. I would have done this last week, but you know the whole coughing up solid chunks of phlegm was getting in the way. That, and having nasal passages that were strictly dedicated to creating a free-flowing river of hot, white snot instead of actually letting me breathe also made it hard to live . . . much less "blog". But, I'm back this week, posting away at 5 in the morning, thanks to my new and improved work schedule. I come in this early to get out by 1:30 pm. How friggin' sweet is that. But, enough about me. Let's get to what brings you, the pervert sitting in front of his computer, dick in one hand, and the other frantically typing the searches below.

maggie grace bikini paparazzi - Google Search
Edgar Wright's girlfriend - Google Search UK
phlegm in esophagus - Google Search
gymnast pees olympic - Google Search
emma watson nip slip - Google Search
katherine mcphee upskirt - Yahoo Search CA
katherine mcphee slip - Google Search CA
linsey lohan crotch shots - Lycos Search
linsey lohan kids choice awards upskirt - Google Search
peter wentz + crotch - Google Search
accidental crotch photo - Google Search
Bianca Gascoigne no panty - Google Search
"linsey lohan crotch" - Google Search
wrestling wardrobe malfunctions - Google Search
katherine mcphee toes - Google Search
french olympic gymnast pees during routine - Yahoo Search
olson twin eat stripper - Google Search
emmanuelle in space mpeg - Google Search
rachel bilson see trough - Google Search
emma watson-nip slips - Google Search
"Britney without panty" - Google Search
hermione caught drinking underage - Google Search CA
cortana hentai - Google Search UK
papparazi upskirt - Google Search BG
katharine mcphee nipple - Google Search
iceskating nip slips - Google Search
upskirts - BlogSearch
lohan underwear nickelodeon - Google Search
+"sometimes I wish the sun would just explode" +mp3 - Google Search
"Hayden Panettiere" "sexy pictures" - Google Search
"heather McQuarrie"pics - Google Search
morgan webb fhm - Google Search
natalie portman vendetta panties - Google Search
catherine mcphee panties - Google Search CA
"lindsay lohan beaver" - Google Search
figure skating wedgies photos - Google Search
"emilie de ravin rape" - Google Search
rise of the silver surfer - MSN Live Search
cough up chunk of green mucus - Google Search
linsey lohan beaver photo - Google Search
puberty sore throat voice breaking - Google Search UK
amateur blogurl - BlogSearch
oops upskirt - Yahoo Search FR
dominic-evangeline engagement - AOL Search
keira knightley style channel upskirt - Google Search
emilie de ravin screencaps "the hills have eyes" rape - Google Search
nun fellatio - AltaVista Search IT
sharon stone nude basic instinct 2 mpeg - Google Search CA
bynes crotch - Google Search
ciera nip slip - Google Search
Wow Jessica Biel - BlogSearch FR
amy smart - BlogSearch
Pete wentz exposed - Google Search
upskirt topia - Yahoo Search
mariah carrey breasts - Google Search
emma watson nip-slip - Yahoo Search UK
"tickled" "pee her pants" - Google Search
linsey lohan pantyless pics - Google Search
iphone - Technorati Search
"Emma Watson feet" - Google Search
peoples choice awards upskirt pics - Google Search
nipple special - AltaVista Search FR

An interesting constant this week was people's propensity for misspelling Lindsay Lohan's name. Maybe they're taking up after her own recent publicly disseminated e-mails which were filled with misspellings and/or grammatical errors. Way to go Lohan. You are, indeed, an inspiration for younger generations and older ones as well. Also, and disturbingly so, the only Emilie de Ravin searches I've come across involve her rape scene in "The Hills Have Eyes". I had no idea that radioactive mutant forced sex was an underground fetish. Sorry folks, there's none of that here. But do spend a couple of bucks and either buy the DVD or rent it. It's an excellent movie. One of my favorites of last year.

That's enough of that though. I'll be back next week with more. Until then, sorry you couldn't find what you were looking for . . . pervert.