Transporter 3 Teaser Trailer

I had no idea that there would be a third "Transporter" movie. To tell you the truth, I don't even know what the reasoning was behind the 2nd movie. But I have to hand it to the film-makers that crank out these flicks, because those slickly edited car porn movies they make are fun as shit. Sure, they don't make much sense. And you're never going to get a car to do that. But if you're willing to turn off your brain for an hour and a half, then it's harmless entertainment. Don't know what the story is with this new installment, but it's going to involve cars. And some transporting of some sort. Hey, I think I just came up with the plot for "Transporter 4"!

Lily Allen Slips Nipple, then Punches?

Lily Allen had a bit of a nipple'y evening recently outside of a London nightclub. But that's not where this story is focusing on. I mean, sure, we like nipple slips as much as any other celebrity gossip blog out there, but it's the fight that Lily Allen had with an unknown female directly after the nipple slipping incident that has me a little perplexed. I knew all along that Lily Allen's not much of a girly-girl. Which led me to have high hopes in her fighting prowess. Which is, apparently (from these pictures below) a little on the lacking side. Now, I may not have all the facts here. She might have been drinking which would reduce her hand-eye coordination, which might be the culprit for the super weak looking punch you'll see. Or she just might punch like a girl. Either way, she's trying to wail on this chick, but it just looks ineffective. Thanks to all the paparazzi that crowded the event, as we get multiple angles. Enjoy.




In case you're not into this punching business, here's another shot of Lily Allen's nipple slip. For the pacifists out there I guess. Make nipple slips, not war.

The Prodigal Sideboob Returns

If it isn't Lindsay Lohan, showing the world the side of her boob while wearing a tank-top that is just a tad on the revealing side. It doesn't hurt the inception of this sideboob viewing opportunity that Lindsay's not wearing a bra. I mean, why should she have to. She's Lindsay Lohan. And bra's are for suckers anyway. I tell my wife that all the time. This sideboob eventually led to a moderate strength nipple-see-through in the picture below. But Lindsay's mammary strength is not in the nipple area, but rather the girth of the whole boob in itself . . . you know . . . when she's not coked out of her gourd and she's eating.

Heidi Montag Strikes Again

If you can sit through this, you're a stronger person than I am. This is Heidi Montag's latest "single" titled "Overdosin'". I don't think I have the right words to describe the utter disgust and fear for my own sanity's sake to describe this. It's terrible. I'm almost sorry to post this up, but then again, my readers are a bunch of perverts anyway. They'll probably cut out the sound and just attempt to jack it to the random Montag pics that make up this unofficial music video. But remember, Jesus is watching.

He always is. He's a pious voyeur.

Selma Blair: Scowl-kini

I'm not quite sure why Selma Blair is looking so upset lately. She's co-starring in a pretty well reviewed and well received sequel in the "Hellboy" franchise, has a new show called "Kath & Kim" (which is where these pictures were taken from) premiering this new fall season on a network channel that is completely eluding my memory at this time, is a celebrity and naturally has more money than most of us (definitely more than what's in BAFW's Google Ads account). So then, why is she looking so despondent in that bikini? It's not flattering. I guess she figured these pictures would end up all over the internet, still being talked about and posted up days after their initial release by smart-aleck-y bloggers. Sorry Selma, around here, BAFW is part of the problem, not part of the solution. Just don't look at BAFW like in the picture below . . ever. It actually kind of scares me.

If we mention the camel-toe, will she kill us?

Musically Inclined Mondays - Bowerbirds

The Bowerbirds's "In Our Talons" is one of my favorite new songs of 2008. I find myself singing along to this every single time it plays, either in my car or on iTunes on my computer. The video is equally as good, and you should give that a whirl as well. Check out the MP3 download link below if you want a free copy of the song. While it works. I'm not sure if my free hosting's bandwidth allowance will hold for the next couple of days.


Bowerbirds - In Our Talons

Happy Birthday!

It's not BAFW's birthday (at least I don't think it is), but rather my wife's 24th birthday today. I'd just like to stop the hilarity (what hilarity?) for a second and wish her a Happy Birthday. She's already gotten presents (over the last couple of days, something about a "birthday month", it might be bogus) and she's gotten some more today (at freaking 4:20 AM, I was already up, but she couldn't sleep in w/out presents), with more to come. We're also headed out for a nice dinner tonight, and possibly some "Tropic Thunder". That's not a sexual euphemism . . . but it could be *wink*.

(Too many parentheses in this post? [I don't think so.])

The English Language in the Shitter

It is my own personal opinion (almost bordering on fact actually) that the English language is slowly spiraling down the shitter, as more and more people just plain and outright misuse it. Case in point, this little piece of brilliance I found, appropriately, at my work's men's room . . . in one of their shitters. Now, I appreciate the effort to remind people to not be dirty, and to try to keep the area as clean as possible . . . but "please pick up behind yourself"? WTF? Pick up what behind myself? Did they mean "after" instead of "behind"? Someone already made an attempt at comprehension. When you click on the picture to make it bigger, someone wrote in "take toilet with you". It's not very visible, but it's there.

*sigh* What the fuck work. This is not the only instance of either a misspelling or a completely different word used than what should have been used. I'll try to get more picture evidence. Oooh, now I feel like one of those corporate spies. But I don't shoot on micro-film and I'm not packing a silenced 9mm.

Yet. . . . .

Samuel L. Jackson is Next

That's not a threat by the way. It's just an educated guess, a hypothesis if you will. Bernie Mac passed away on Saturday. Isaac Hayes met his untimely demise on Sunday. It would seem that the Grim Reaper is cutting a swath through the protagonists of the movie "Soul Men" from left to right, and the last cat in the picture is . . . Sam Jackson. But, I'd like to see Death go after Jackson. Not because I want him to die. Hell no. That would be a sweet fight though. I can already see Sam Jackson sending death with it's tail between its boney legs back to wherever the fuck it hangs out when it's not taking lives. So, on behalf of Mr. Samuel L. Jackson, BAFW would like to say: "Bring it on bitch!".

Isaac Hayes 1942 - 2008

Celebrities seem to be dropping like flies these days. The latest victim to mortality is Isaac Hayes, legendary (at least around these parts) musician and cool ass motha - shut my mouth? I'm just talkin' 'bout Isaac. Hayes was also known for providing the voice of South Park's "Chef" and was set to co-star in a movie called "Soul Men", which also co-starred Bernie Mac, who also passed away this weekend. Weird coincidence? Hmmm . . .

Good Cop, Baby Cop

See more Will Ferrell videos at Funny or Die

If you remember "Landlord", and you liked it, then you'll most likely enjoy Funny or Die's latest Pearl the Baby offering: "Good Cop, Baby Cop". It also features Will Ferrell, Adam McKay, and it's also Pearl's last baby performance. I guess when you make fat stacks in the internet shorts business, you can afford to retire early. Check out the video, and pray that you never run into Pearl in a dark alley on the wrong side of the law.

Christina Aguilera Nude

Hey look, it's a naked Christina Aguilera. Why is she naked? I don't know. Do you care why? Just enjoy it while it's viewable here. Photobucket tends to get all up in arms over this type of content. It's baffling. I thought it was un-American to take down nudie pics from a picture hosting website. Oh well, maybe they don't like naked chicks. Maybe if I found pictures of dangling cocks, they wouldn't take those down. This is all conjecture though. Oh, and why am I not writing more about Christina Aguilera? Because, other than being naked here, what else is going on with her lately? Not much, right?

More Miley Cyrus Hacked Pics

Trainreq, the "digital gangster" that broke into Miley Cyrus's e-mail or cell phone or something, has released more pictures of the young Disney Channel star in more non-Disney Channel approved situations. Thankfully (or unfortunately for all the pedo's out there) she's still clothed, but you can kinda see where this will end up. Here are a couple more of the pictures that were just released.



In case you're wondering if BAFW enjoys or condones this type of behavior from a 15 year old . . . the answer is no. But, it drives traffic, so it has to be posted. And who knows, maybe this girl's father will finally take notice of what's going on, finally stop counting her millions, and get a handle on this situation. So, in a way, BAFW is doing a public service by posting these pictures up. Yeah, now I can sleep at night.

Morgan Freeman in Car Accident

No, that's not the name of a new movie he's going to be in. Actually, he might not be in a new movie for quite some time unless it's already in post. You see, Morgan Freeman was in a rather serious car accident over the weekend and he's currently hospitalized in critical condition. The Associated Press has this to say about the event:

"They had to use the jaws of life to extract him from the vehicle," McFerrin said. "He was lucid, conscious. He was talking, joking with some of the rescue workers at one point."
McFerrin said bystanders converged on the scene trying to get a glimpse of the actor.
When one person tried to snap a photo with a cell phone camera, Freeman joked, "no freebies, no freebies," McFerrin said.

BAFW wishes Morgan Freeman a quick recovery. Because, seriously, these penguin marching movies don't narrate themselves.

Pushing Daisies Season 2 Trailer

This one's for my wife really. She loves "Pushing Daisies", and she's pretty excited about the series coming back for a 2nd season. I should be more excited than I actually am. I had a bit of a hard time getting into the first season . . . but it was created by Bryan Fuller, who made one of my favorite single season shows ever: "Wonderfalls". So, this will most likely get DVR'd, and this year, I'll try to watch it. The show is fun, you should check it out as well.

Rihanna Wears See-Through Shirt

This is one of those "what were they thinking?" moments. Rihanna was caught wearing a see through shirt/blouse (whatever) with nothing underneath it but nipples and nipple ring, but being that she's not too hard on the eyes, I'm thinking most people are saying to themselves "thank Jeebus she wasn't thinking!". I'm not a fan of her music, but I am a fan of retarded celebrities who wear see-through clothing . . . but only the ladies. Guys, keep it covered. Enjoy the next picture, and the one below it, when she realizes that "hey, there might be something wrong with my wardrobe choice tonight".

It's that Time of the Month Again - Search Terms

As I mentally prepare myself for two, back-to-back, 15-hour workdays, I thought I'd post up the search terms for July 2008. This is what you people have been looking for lately and most likely didn't end up finding here. You might not see this, because I try not to post multiple entries of the same thing, but Denise Richard's vagina seems to be pretty popular this month. That and Pussycat Dolls upskirts. Must be just a summer thing. Enjoy the rest of the search terms. Not sure if I'll be around to post much of anything else until the 1st of August.

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BAFW @ Gnarls Barkely @ The Hollywood Bowl 07/27/2008

BAFW loves live music. The wife and I try to catch a live concert whenever we can, and when I heard Gnarls Barkely was playing The Hollywood Bowl, well . . . we just had to get some tickets. This show was part of KCRW's "World Music Festival" and also included in the bill were Deerhoof and Fallou Dieng. Lets get to the music.

Deerhoof

We didn't have great seats, and my digital camera doesn't have great telephoto capabilities. Those specks you see down there are Deerhoof. Garth Trinidad, host of the evening and DJ over at KCRW, introduced them as one of Gnarls Barkely's favorite bands. Described as "noise pop", the band got started jamming immediately as they got on, but that's all I can say about this band. I didn't understand anything the singer was singing, most likely because she was singing in Japanese. I think. This band does jam, but they lack cohesiveness, and it just sounds like 4 people out there making their own music and somehow it's supposed to blend into something enjoyable. Well, it wasn't. It only proved to be a mild distraction. The set was short, so we didn't have to endure too much of it. I wasn't taken by my online research of the band, and their live set didn't do much to turn me into a fan.

Fallou Dieng

Again, sorry about the pictures. Those specks of people you see there is Fallou Dieng and his band. They're from Senegal, and again, I didn't understand much of what was being sung. They were marginally better than Deerhoof, but only because their songs sounded like they were well put together. A lot of percussion and crazy dancing enhanced the performance. They didn't turn me into a fan with their set, but they also didn't leave me scratching my head wondering what the fuck I had just listened to.

Gnarls Barkely

As the night progressed, it got harder and harder to get good pictures with my camera. That's supposed to be Danger Mouse and Cee Lo, better known as Gnarls Barkely, but even I can barely recognize them, and I took the picture. They were pretty great. My wife expected them to be a little more upbeat, but I enjoyed their entire set thoroughly. I would have liked to sit a little bit closer, and in more comfortable seats. They did a pretty great encore. Cee Lo gnarled (see what I did there, knee-slapper!) through a cover of Radiohead's "Reckoner". That pretty much ended the show, and we headed down to the shuttles to get back to our car that was parked in the LA Zoo.

Upcoming shows BAFW will be at:

Radiohead @ The Coors Amphitheater in San Diego, CA. 08/27/2008
Beck w/Spoon & MGMT @ The Hollywood Bowl, LA CA. 09/20/2008 (with much better seats)

Punisher: War Zone Trailer

It looks like the Punisher is back this year, and it's not Thomas Jane or Dolph Lundgren. I know I've seen the new Punisher somewhere, possibly sporting a British accent, but I can't remember where or when I've seen this new guy. But regardless, other than the shit music they chose for this trailer, it's looking pretty badass. A Punisher movie should feature heaping doses of ultra-violence, and this trailer shows us that in spades. I lost count of just how many heads were either shot off, or punched through, or in a rather inventive case, chaired through. Thanks to IGN for securing this trailer from the San Diego Comic Con . . . I so totally wanted to go, but work always gets in the way.

Kourtney Kardashian - Konvenient Upskirt?

Kourtney Kardashian, sister of Kim Kardashian, was spotted in New York City, having lunch with some dude (boyfriend? who cares), and being the total attention whore that she is, decided to conveniently have an accidental upskirt. I can tell you that this family doesn't do anything accidentally. The only famous one, Kim, only became famous first for being Paris Hilton's BFF, then for following in her BFF's footsteps and getting into the amateur porn business, and then by flaunting her ginormous Armenian ass wherever she goes. Kourtney doesn't have the benefit of either having a porn tape released (yet) or a couple of tons of cellulitic ass meat following her wherever she goes, so she might as well do what she's doing in the picture below. You can tell by the last picture in this post, that knowing nod to the cameras. You've just been Kardashianed.