Panic Attack!

It's very likely that you've never heard of Fede Alvarez until now that I have mentioned his name. Alvarez, an Argentinian film-maker derived from clues featured in this short movie, has made a kick-ass little moving picture for an amazingly slim budget. About $300. American. So, it shouldn't be a surprise that his short: "Panic Attack" (or "Attaque de Panico" for our Spanish reader[s]) has already landed him a $30 million movie deal. Good for him. I just want more of this visuals on either the proverbial big screen, or I could settle for BAFW HQ's big screen. Either way, BAFW wants more Fede Alvarez. Check out the movie. You won't be dissapointed.

Hit Girl Gets Red Band Kick Ass Trailer

Come April 2010, everyone's going to be talking about "Kick Ass". Being currently touted as the most irresponsibly violent movie in recent history, it puts children (or young adolescents) into extremely violent situations with some truly entertaining results. I'm going to watch this. Specially now, since I saw the 11 year old character from the movie, "Hit Girl", wailing on some mafia dudes with a visceral finesse usually found in much older assassins. Check out the red band trailer (I know, she says "fucking with you") for more severed limbs and bullet holes than you can shake a stick at.

RIP Brittany Murphy 1977 - 2009

Brittany Murphy, aged 32, passed away due to a cardiac arrest this past Sunday morning. Even though I hadn't seen much of this actress since 2005's "Sin City", she did have a role in the newest Sylvester Stallone action flick "The Expendables". And who could forget her career-making role as Tai in "Clueless". . . or, if you're a "King of the Hill" fan, she was the voice of the Luanne character for the entire run of that show. No details as of yet as to what might have brought on the cardiac arrest. Remember Brittany Murphy at her IMDB page where you can see all of her past and upcoming film work.

Iron Man 2 Trailer

Ummm . . . Holy shit. Can it be possible to make a better "Iron Man" movie? From the looks of the trailer above it's looking like a damn good possibility. Looks like everyone is back for some more iron-clad goodness (except for the guy replaced by Don Cheadle) and the new villian, Whiplash, played by Mickey Rourke comes off appropriately menacing and badass. Lots of cool moments in this trailer. Can't wait for 2010.

Edit: Oh, and I totally forgot to mention the jaw-dropping "War Machine" sequence in this trailer and the slight glimpse at Scarlett Johansson dressed up as Russian covert operative and S.H.I.E.L.D. agent "Black Widow". How could I forget.

Kick Ass new Kick-Ass Clip

"Kick-Ass" has had some great buzz thanks to the hype the source material had when it came out via comic book form. But, it's had a bit of a bumpy ride towards getting made, so much so that the film itself didn't have a distribution deal until just a few months ago when people started to see the finished product. Even with Nicolas Cage involved (I find myself saying this often now) I want to see this movie. Sadly, while this clip does give us a rather dangerous but almost sweet father-daughter moment, it doesn't have any McLovin in it. Yes, that kid from "Superbad" and "Role Models" is in this movie as well, and he plays a super-hero. Check out the clip, and get ready for some ass kicking come next year when the film is due to be released.

Robin Hood Trailer

I've seen many a Robin Hood movie. Now, I guess I have to see another one. Ridley Scott directs this one and Russell Crowe has been cast as the anti-hero in question. It's a little reminiscent of their previous period piece collaboration, "Gladiator". Is that a bad thing? Not to me. I loved that movie. Here's hoping that "Robin Hood" comes out truly badass and hits its target in 2010. Look out for this movie. In the meantime, check out the trailer.

BAFW TV Guide - Guilty Pleasure

I tend to stay clear of reality TV. I do appreciate the value and merit of a well scripted show. For the most part, MTV has been pumping out these generic and engineered shows like "The Real World" and all of those "Laguna Beach" spin-off's. Totally forgettable television if you ask me. And then they went back to the drawing board and created this fantastically terrible but hard not to watch show entitled: "Jersey Shore". In itself, this show is a spin off of a "True Life" MTV documentary, but that's the only place MTV cut corners.

The show is full of self-proclaimed guidos and guidettes. Basically, Italian-American douchebags. These kids are more preoccupied with tanning, fist pumping to house music, hooking up and drinking heavily. And, despite looking like MTV put blinders on when casting, these kids think they're the hottest thing since garlic bread. It's hilarious. I'm currently just tuning in to see how much I can hate these ass-hats. Check your local listings if you want to catch the show. MTV plays it all the time. Since the show just started a couple of weeks ago, you might even get to watch the 2 hour (yes, T W O) season premiere.

Daybreakers Trailer

The Spierig Brothers, directors of the rather fun but ultimately uneven Australian zombie flick "Undead", are back, this time taking on vampires in their latest film titled "Daybreakers". From the looks of this trailer, it would appear that they got some quality actors this time around for their futuristic look at a world overrun by bloodsuckers. Check out the trailer. The movie should be coming out soon. Not exactly sure when it comes out. I've been out of the loop lately when it comes to movie premier dates. But, I'm sure you can do a Google search or something. Sheesh, do I have to do everything for you?

The Sorcerer's Apprentice Trailer

Since magic is all the rage these days, Disney is dipping into the dark arts and pulling "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" out of it's hat. Directed by Jon Turtletaub (who might or might not be turtle'y enough for your turtle club) and starring Nicolas Cage, Jay Baruchel, and Alfred Molina, it doesn't look like it has much in common with the "Fantasia" short that might have inspired it, but it still looks decent enough to watch thanks to super-producer Jerry Bruckheimer throwing tons of money at this project. The trailer looks pretty slick and, despite the presence of Nick Cage, pretty darn good. Check out the trailer in YouTube format, or, for the more discerning trailer watcher, click on this link to take you to the Apple page for all sorts of Quicktime options. This movie comes out in 2010.

Scarlett Johansson is Black Widow

"Iron Man 2" is gearing up for a 2010 release, but already a stream of hype has been funneling out to the media. I could have posted the picture of Iron Man and War Machine, back to back, but I think you'd much rather see the pictures of Scarlett Johansson, which will be playing Russian spy "Black Widow", low and close to the floor. In fact, if she spends the whole movie walking around on all fours, you won't hear any complaints from me. One more pic below. Check out the movie when it comes out. If it's even half as good as the first "Iron Man" movie, then it's gonna be better than most films this year.

Blur Trailer

I enjoy a good racing game here and there. Whether it's a simulation style racer like "Forza", or an arcade battle racing game like the one above, "Blur" seems like tons of fun. Not only that, but they got 50 real world licensed cars that you can damage to your heart's content. Check out the trailer. "Blur" should be hitting the streets in 2010. Look for it. 'Til then, I'll be playing "Burnout: Paradise".

Borderlands gets Zombies

"Borderlands" is a great game I haven't been able to get my hands on as of yet. But I will. It's like they grabbed an RPG and fused it with a FPS and added a few thousand guns for you to play with. And now, thanks to the developer, 2K Games, there's now some new downloadable content (DLC) available to buy to further your gaming experience. But, the frosting on the extra gameplay cake is . . . zombies! Check out the video. "The Zombie Island of Dr. Ned" is out now, so whip out the credit cards and get it for either XBOX 360 or PS3.

Date Night Trailer

I had no idea that this movie was coming out until today. Good thing that it's not released until next April. "Date Night" stars Steve Carrell and Tina Fey as a married couple that wants to spice up their marriage by pretending to be someone else to take their dinner reservation . . . with dire, but at the same time, hilarious circumstances. Lots of cameos in this one as well. I spotted Common, Mark Wahlberg, James Franco and Mila Kunis. This movie looks like something my wife would totally be into, and that's good for me, because now I don't have to convince her to go see this. Check out the trailer. It's funny.

The Olivia Munn Magazine?

Olivia Munn, smoking-hot co-host of "Attack of the Show", has her own magazine now? Or maybe it's a special one time thing she's doing for fans. Either way, it seems like something that should have been done a long time ago. While I will not end up purchasing the mag (not that big of a magazine reader) there's no reason for anyone else not to buy this. Especially AOTS fans. She's doing it mainly for them, and from the looks of this preview video, she knows what her fans want. Check it out, and then look out for "Hey Olivia" in stands soon.

Ukranian Street Fighters

Oh Ukranians . . . Why fight like this? In broad daylight? While drunk? And with spectators? Oh, it's for my own personal amusement? Then carry on, please. This fight is almost epic. It runs for a good five minutes, interrupted here and there by Ukranians of saner (or should I say sober) minds who try to break up the fight . . . repeatedly. I don't know what sparked this dust up, but does it really matter? I didn't think so. If someone does speak the language and wants to translate what is being said, then please, be my guest. Drop something in the comments section below. Shine some light on this. Or not. It's enjoyable either way.

The Road Trailer #2

"The Road" looks like the bleak and grimy holiday fare I need to cut the saccharine sweetness that Hollywood tends to pump out towards the end of the year. Based on the even bleaker novel written by Cormac McCarthy (author of "No Country for Old Men"), "The Road" tells the story of a man and his son trying to stay alive after a global apocalypse wipes out most of humanity leaving not much more than a wasteland behind. Sounds like my cup of tea.

It also helps that this movie has a pretty impressive cast including Viggo Mortensen, Charlize Theron, Guy Pearce and Robert Duvall. This movie is directed by John Hillcoat, the guy that directed Guy Pearce in the Australian western "The Proposition", which was also bleak and grimy. I'm starting to see a pattern here. In any case, this should be good. Make sure to check out the trailer and make a date to balance out the holiday cheer with some post-apocalyptic somberness.

BAFW TV Guide - Fringe

Fringe
Fringe is the best show I'm not currently watching on TV. I do catch myself up on FOX.com, but Thursday nights are pretty busy when it comes to TV and there are too many conflicts for my DVR to handle. But, that's not to say you should miss this show. It's fantastic. And the scope of the story is just beginning to become realized.

In case you are new to this show, it's basically an FBI procedural show with an inter-dimensional twist. While the show started out a little bit on the X-Files-ish (another great FOX genre show), it has now taken a life of it's own by putting the viewer in the middle of a burgeoning war between our unsuspecting dimension and another, more insidious version. Trying to make sense of it is an FBI agent (played by Anna Torv) who gets mixed up with this and begins investigating weird cases that seem to be all somewhat connected by something that was referenced in the first season as "The Pattern".

Now in it's second season, "Fringe" is ramping up the speed and the strangeness. But it's not at all a bad thing, as the first season ended in a bit of a cliffhanger and season 2 just hits the ground running (or rolling if you watched the first episode of this current season). If you've missed it so far, make sure you pick up the DVD and then head on out to FOX's website to watch this season's missed episodes. "Fringe" doesn't disappoint and actually has an excellent cast of characters, even if Pacey from fucking "Dawson's Creek" is involved. Joshua Jackson is actually quite good here, so don't hold it against the show.

"Fringe" airs on Thursday nights. Check your local listings for actual times.

Firefly Fans Rejoice for a Minute or So

I've been watching "Castle" frankly at first because of Nathan Fillion's involvement. I've continued to watch because it's also very entertaining. Yes, I am a disappointed "Firefly" and "Serenity" fan that thought the show and the movie were unfairly treated by the mainstream TV-watching and movie-going public. But, in this week's episode of "Castle", it seems that Fillion decided to throw us fans a bone by donning the Mal Reynolds outfit at the beginning of their Halloween episode, and then had a rather comical exchange with his TV daughter on the show. It was great, and something that both my wife and I laughed at and knowingly grinned at when we both saw it.

Sure, it's taken me a couple of days to get this post out, since the show airs on Monday nights, but that's the beauty of DVR right? I don't have to watch the show when it actually airs. "Castle" is currently in it's second season. I'm sure you can get the first season out on DVD and catch yourself up on ABC's website if you missed any other episodes from this current season.

And this should count as another BAFW TV Guide entry. But then the title of the post would be too large. Fuck it. This one is for the Browncoats.

Trailer Time - Black Devil Doll

"Black Devil Doll" is a movie that had escaped my knowledge up until now. Looks like it came out in 2008 and is currently out on DVD. So, if anyone out there was thinking of getting me a kick-ass Christmas present, this would be it. I mean, I wouldn't turn down a Lamborghini, but I'm sure I wouldn't enjoy it as much as this movie. Check out the extremely NSFW trailer, preferably from the comfort of your own home or unsupervised computer terminal. The disclaimer/warning at the end is just hilarious. This thoroughly offensive movie looks like something I would love to watch. Let me know if anyone has seen this and if it's worth it. Just drop your comments in the . . . hmm . . . "comments" section?

BAFW TV Guide - Flash Forward

Flash Forward
This is a brand new hour-long show for the Fall 2009 season. Based on a book of the same name, "Flash Forward" tells the tale of a global event where everyone blacks out for just over 2 minutes (127 seconds) and sees a glimpse of their future 6 months from now. The show, playing on ABC on Thursday evenings, looks impressive at times thanks to a generous budget (it shows). It's not as action packed as I was expecting, but the slow unraveling of the mystery is keeping me hooked in right now.

The cast does a fairly decent job. There are a couple of "Lost" cast members that make up the ensemble cast here. No relation to their previous work on that other ABC show. When it comes down to it, if you're looking for a drama with a sci-fi twist, "Flash Forward" doesn't disappoint. There are about 5 episodes so far, with more to come. Check your local listings for times. And catch yourself up over at ABC.com if you still haven't had a chance to watch this yet.

BAFW TV Guide - New Comedies Fall 2009

I've been missing for some time from this page. I'd like to say I was doing interesting things in exotic locales . . . but it's mostly been watching the boob-tube. And by that, I mean television, not a freaky-deaky porn site that is similar to YouTube in it's ease of use. But, we're straying from the subject at hand.

Community
"Community" is a new comedy on NBC that plays during their Thursday night block of comedy. It's one of the best half hours of hilarity out right now if you wanted my personal opinion (which I'm guessing is why you're actually taking the time to read this). "Community" stars the great Joel McHale who basic cable TV viewers will know from E's "The Soup". He's part of an ensemble cast that includes Chevy Chase, who is also hilarious in this show. Pretty much the whole cast brings a little something different to the show, set in a fictional community college, and so far, it's always been consistently great. If you haven't jumped on board yet, please do. You're missing out.

Modern Family
The next new comedy of this fall season that I have been thoroughly enjoying is ABC's "Modern Family". This show plays on Wednesday nights (tonight if you're reading this the day that I posted it) and it's also something you can't afford to miss. Otherwise, you'd be comedy bankrupt. There's a lot of funny people in this show, notably the great Ed O'Neill, who you will remember from "Married with Children". Here, he's paired up with a Colombian actress Sofia Vergara (who many male individuals of Hispanic descent will remember from helping them get through puberty). They make up 1/3 of the family portrayed in "Modern Family". The other couples include a gay couple that just adopted a Chinese baby and a more traditional family with a father that tries too hard to be his kids' friends. The scene in the first episode where he's detailing his knowledge of text abbreviations was "LOL". Even though my description isn't doing the show much justice, trust me when I tell you that you need to DVR or TiVo this show ASAP.

BAFW TV Guide will return within the next couple of days where I will talk about new dramatic shows I've been checking out for the first time and enjoying. It might not even take 14 days to come up with a new post. Keep your eyes peeled . . . figuratively speaking. You need those puppies for TV viewing.

Misinformation Station

I just saw this as I was making my rounds around the interwebs today. It's a little strange that a place designed for entry is so adamant about not letting anyone perform said entry into it. I'm not sure where this would be located, but I'm pretty sure I want to evade this locale at all costs. If this is how they run this particular public service, I shudder to think about how everything else is run in that town/city.

The Human Centipede Gets Clipped

"The Human Centipede" is something I just heard about recently. I know it's being screened this week at Austin's "Fantastic Fest" movie festival. It's won some horror movie prizes and the such. All you need to know going into this movie (if it gets an American release) is that there's a mad scientist attaching humans together to create a multiple organism that shares the same intestinal system. Which now, makes the last part of the clip make sense to you if you watched before you read this. Yeah, that woman's mouth is attached to someone else's rear, and she seems to have the same human-attached-to-my-butt problem. Truly a fucked up film, but aren't those some of the best ones sometimes?

September Doldrums

Yeah, in case you hadn't noticed, September's been a pretty lean month when it comes to posting around the BAFW. You could say that I'm getting a little bit on the tired side. But it's mostly my day job killing my writing ability by exhausting the shit out me. And it's not even having to work extra hours, because all that beautifully expensive (for the company) overtime we used to work has dried up as of late. No, just going in to work and doing the same thing over and over again is what's doing it.

But, I start a new assignment October 5th. I won't really have to deal with customers for about 2 months while I'm being trained for my new position at my job. Which is great. I should be feeling a little more refreshed and posts will just flow a bit more naturally then. I'm hoping. Keep your fingers crossed.

So, let's just ride out September. It's just a shitty month for BAFW. And is anyone else in Southern California? What the hell is up with this heat wave? I hate you Santa Ana winds!

Paranormal Activity Trailer

This little indie movie, "Paranormal Activity", is due to come out next week in selected cities. This trailer effectively uses audience reactions to sell the movie, which I now want to watch. Check this trailer out and hope that your city is on the list (at the end of the trailer), but it if isn't, there might be a way to get it to your neck of the woods. But you have to see the trailer to find out how. Enjoy.

We Are ODST Trailer

The new "Halo 3" campaign is due to come out September 22nd. Titled "Halo 3:ODST", it puts you in the boots of an Orbital Drop Shock Trooper rather than a genetically enhanced Spartan super-soldier. But, from the looks of this live action trailer, that doesn't make it any less exciting and action-filled. Did I mention the video is also gorgeous to just look at. It also looks a lot like "District 9". Not sure if Neill Blomkamp directed this or not, but he had directed a few shorts in 2007 for the "Halo 3" release.

This video is also making me yearn for a live action "Halo" movie. It can be done. Just check out the trailer and get ready for a pretty badass experience when it comes out. A movie might just be a pipe dream, but we still get to play the game.

Between Two Ferns - Charlize Theron

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis from Between Two Ferns

I really like Zach Galifianakis's "Between Two Ferns" series of celebrity interviews. They're cringe-inducing masterpieces. But, looks like Charlize Theron is a fan as well, because she decided to turn the cringe-screws on Zach, and it makes for some funny (not die) moments. Check out the video, courtesy of FunnyorDie.com and "Need for Speed: Shift" I guess.

Clip of the Dead

I'm getting excited about zombies again. Sure, "Diary of the Dead" wasn't as good as anyone of us could have hoped for. Which is why it's so important for "Survival of the Dead" to be good. This is Romero's next zombie flick, and here's a clip that, while not entirely action packed, does give me a glimmer of hope that this movie will be worth my 10 or so dollars per ticket. Check this out, let me know what you think.

Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day Trailer

"Boondock Saints" was a pretty good movie. Not a movie that I thought would get a sequel ten years later, but hey, here is the trailer for the follow up: "Boondock Saints II: All Saint's Day". Seems like both the cast and the writer/director are back for another violent romp. That's what was fun about the first movie. Hope this one doesn't disappoint. Someone does have high hopes for this due to the fact that it's not going straight to DVD, but rather getting a theatrical release. I guess we'll have to wait and see if this sequel can do the original any justice when it comes out later this year. The trailer is helping though. I kind of like. Check it out.

Modern Warfare 2 Multiplayer Video

I can't wait for "Modern Warfare 2" to come out for the XBOX 360. I can easily predict that this game will own my life, much to my wife's chagrin, for the foreseeable future. But, just like the last game, "Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare", I might not get my hands on this until December, when all the fucking kids that play the game over XBOX Live have had time to hone their skills to near impossible to beat. That's the only thing I hate about multiplayer games these days. If you don't get in on the first couple of days after the game comes out, you can't help but feel like a n00b when you finally catch up to everyone else. In any case, the game looks great. Bloody and fast-paced action is what you can expect. Even when the game lags and hosts need to be changed, the video shows a pretty easy transition to the action. I'm already sold on this game. What do the rest of you think?

Search Terms for Aug 2009

August has come and gone, and it has brought, along with scorching summer heat, a new list of scorching hot searches. Well, if you think upskirts, nipple slips and the such is "scorching". Personally, I'm getting kind of bored of posting about Hollywood celebu-tards not knowing how to properly dress themselves. But, you people keep looking for that sort of stuff, so I don't think I'll ever really fully stop posting shit like that, but for now, I'm going to try to shift my focus. In the meantime, enjoy these searches. Some really chuckle-worthy stuff in here.

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Venture Bros Season 4 Trailer

I saw this over at Analog Medium and I just had to re-post it here. Fans of the "Venture Bros" show on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim rejoice . . . the new season is upon us, and if you watch this trailer, you won't help but get excited. Looks like a terrific season. If you've never seen the show, or even worse, heard of it, you've got some catching up to do. Check out their page on Adult Swim and get yourself acquainted with one of the best animated comedy series ever.

Inglourious Basterds Mini-Review

I had a chance to check the new Quentin Tarantino movie this past weekend, and boy was I glad I did. The movie was good. Enough action with crazy Tarantino-esque dialogue-heavy scenes that build tension. It's a great, non-historically acurate World War II fantasy that should be watched by anyone with a love for a good time. I don't want to give up too much during this mini-review, so consider this spoiler free.

Quick story re-cap in case you haven't heard much about this. The movie starts with the interrogation of a French dairy farmer who is suspected of housing Jewish refugees in Nazi occupied France. Things don't go well for the Jews (a common theme in World War II), and only one survives the encounter. The story then moves to the formation of a guerrilla warfare unit sanctioned by the U.S. to pretty much wreak havoc behind enemy lines. At their command is Lt. Aldo Raines, played by Brad Pitt. He is not the protagonist of this movie. His character is more like a piece of an ensemble. A pivotal piece, but the movie is not entirely about "The Basterds".

The flow of the story is broken up into chapters that jump around through the war. It all pretty much comes together in the end, when elements of each chapter meet up at a movie premiere for the latest Nazi propaganda film "Nation's Pride". From here, it builds to a highly rewarding (for the viewer) ending.

This is a fun movie. Each actor/actress was well cast in their roles. Quentin seems to work well within the constraints of his story, since it's set in WWII, he doesn't get to go on-and-on about pop culture like he did in his previous movies, but it doesn't show like he might have found himself at a loss for words when writing this. In fact, I'm pretty sure there will be a director's cut version of the film hitting video soon where one can enjoy in the excesses of a Tarantino script. But, for now, just check out the movie. It's definitely worth a matinee screening, or if you're cheap like me, the first show at an AMC theater on the weekends isn't more than $6 bucks.

The Wolfman Trailer

"The Wolfman" trailer just hit Yahoo!, and after viewing it, I'm kind of glad someone's not making another vampire or zombie flick right now. There seems to be an over-saturation of that going on. And, the werewolf in this movie doesn't look like a cuddly puppy like the ones featured in the fantastically pussyfied "Twilight" books/movies. This movie will be coming out next February. It stars some pretty solid actors: Benicio Del Toro, Anthony Hopkins, Hugo Weaving and Emily Blunt. Should be a pretty good movie. I like that it's a period piece. Check out the trailer for yourself.

Britney Spears Does Top Ten on Letterman

I don't watch late night television, so this little bit on Letterman eluded me. His top ten list for the night was related to a scenario where Britney Spears might be President. And, since Britney just recently lost most of that cheetoh and twinkie weight she was carrying around, they thought it would be a good idea to throw her into the bit, wearing a bikini of course, to make things funnier? Not really. Although, she did wow me with her literacy skills. I didn't know she could read that well, unless, it was pre-taped, and she was lip-synching it. But I doubt it. Not a funny video, but if you want to see Britney in a bikini, reading, then this is for you.

District 9 Mini-Review

"District 9" is the must see movie of the year. And it's most definitely one of the best scifi movies of the decade. What Neill Blompkamp and Peter Jackson have crafted, for not much money at that, looks better than any big budget action movie out there. But, if you've been trapped in a basement over the weekend and didn't have a chance to watch it and you're thinking: "What's this 'District 9' all about?", read the following.

The movie starts off with documentary-style interviews. Right off the bat, you learn that 20 years prior, an alien mothership stopped right over Johannesburg, South Africa, for unknown reasons. Eventually, humans cut their way into the ship, and find a race of extra-terrestrials in dire need of help. So, what do we benevolent humans do? We put them in a shanty-town/ghetto, perform medical/science experiments on them, and pretty much treat them like 2nd class citizens. The movie makes a parallel with South Africa's apartheid that is pretty hard to miss.

We then meet the protagonist, a low level bureaucrat in the MNU, who gets put in charge of relocating the alien population from the run down District 9 to the brand new District 10 that has been erected outside of the city. Lots of unrest amongst the human populace has caused the government to take action, so they're evicting the aliens, who are referred to using the racial/derogatory term: prawn. For that, they enlisted the help of the MNU, one of the world's largest weapons manufacturer, who has a secret agenda of course. They want to use alien weaponry. Only problem is that it only works with alien DNA.

I could keep telling you what happens from there, but I don't want to spoil the movie too much. Suffice to say, the low level MNU bureaucrat gets something sprayed on him during one of the routine evictions and things start to change for him. The truth of the company that he works for starts to be revealed to him, and he makes the choice to go against everything he has believed to try to help the alien visitors.

This movie made love to my eyeballs. It's fantastic. Everything from the story (which should always be the main focus in a movie) to the SFX work. Pitch perfect. It's no wonder it's getting rave reviews from pretty much anyone who's seen it so far. I highly recommend this to anyone that's interested in seeing something great. It's a hell of a lot of fun as well. Even though there are some heady issues that the film tackles, it's never boring. It might even make you rethink if it's OK to pee on yourself in public. It's so good you don't want to get up to use the bathroom if you've been drinking gigantic sodas like I do whenever I go watch a movie. Don't worry, I didn't soil myself, but I might have done irreparable damage to my bladder by holding it in for too long. Fuck it, it was worth it.

BAFW Classic - Alive in Joburg

In honor of the sci-fi must see of the summer, "District 9", here's a classic BAFW post from the past. This is right around the time that the director, Niell Blomkamp had been tagged to direct the then in pre-production "Halo" movie. That fell apart, but it enabled him to make the full version of "Alive in Joburg", which is now titled "District 9". It's a fantastic little film. I'll be watching "District 9" tomorrow, and who knows, I might even review it. Here's the original post, coming back all the way from August 2006. Enjoy . . . again.

It has officially been announced that the director for the upcoming Halo movie will be . . . Neill Blomkamp? I know, you're wondering just who the hell that is. He's done a couple of cool short films and those boss Citroen commercials I posted a few months ago. YouTube's got his work uploaded, but, if you're too lazy to go looking for it, here it is, for your convenient viewing pleasure.

Alive in Joburg


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When Religious Retards Try to Convert

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Is this a fucking joke? There are people out there that are in line with this retarded chick's line of thinking?

WTF! "Indians are like if an African and an Asian had a baby"??? Holy shit. If there is a God out there, I hope he's shaking his head in shame at what his creations say sometimes. I have to commend the Hindu girl, Saraa, in this video, for keeping her composure and eventually deciding that eating rice would be a much more productive use of her time than hanging out with these two girls. If I were in that position, I would have ended up slapping the shit out of these two chicks. And the thing that kills me is that the girl in the middle is completely convinced that she's doing the right thing. Try to sit through the 9+ minutes of this and you might want to rethink your involvement in religion.

The Fourth Kind Trailer

I have always been interested in alien abduction movies and stories. This newest one, titled "The Fourth Kind", seems to be pretty cool, boasting a "based on real events" feel that looks like it weaves in archival footage into the story rather effectively. This is something I wouldn't mind watching when it hits theaters. And, at least this time, Milla Jovovich isn't fighting zombies . . . but she still might flash her miniscule rack. She seems to do that in every movie she's in. Check out the trailer, and get ready for an encounter of "The Fourth Kind".

The Walking Dead Shamble Over to AMC

"The Walking Dead" has to be one of my all time favorite zombie stories out there. The fact that it's still going in comic book form (I just wait for the TPB) is fantastic. Hollywood has taken note of Robert Kirkman's intricate and painfully brutal story and a network that could do it justice has taken interest. AMC, home of "Mad Men", wants to put Frank Darabont (The Mist, Shawshank Redemption) in charge of raising the dead . . . on TV. AICN, the place where this miracle of news found me, has a link over to Variety where you can read more about the deal. I personally can't wait to see this.

If you also want to get a bit encyclopedic, head on over to this wiki page for some knowledge.

Miley Cirus Sings With Stripper Pole

I'm not sure who's in charge of setting up the "Teen Choice Awards", but someone should tell the people involved that putting a 16-year old, Jesus-loving girl in short shorts and making her swing around a stripper pole while a ton of other teens are watching might be a little inappropriate. Although, when I was 16, I would have loved to see something like this. But now, it's just a little creepy. I didn't watch the "Teen Choice Awards" this year, again, but it does attract unintentional perversion from time to time. I do remember Lindsay Lohan a couple of years ago and her ass-flash to the audience. I guess the people at the "Teen Choice Awards" just like to jump-start puberty. One more picture of Miley below.

Robo-Poster #3 - Yoga can be Creepy

Yogi Okey-Dokey should be put away in a correctional institution for the criminally insane as soon as possible. Until then, I'm sure he'll be making creepy videos featuring children in yoga positions. Now, Robo-Poster doesn't have any problems with kids doing yoga. Just not around this freak. But, far be it for Robo-Poster to pass on robotic judgment on human behavior. Nope, that something SkyNet would do. Robo-Poster will let you decide. Check out the video.

Robo-Poster #2 - Arm Wrestling Hurts

Robo-Poster doesn't understand why humans do this. Nothing is ever accomplished by an arm wrestling match and you can apparently break your limbs in the process. While I don't have limbs to wrestle other robots with, we do have heated 10100101 battles. Binary code will "pwn" you. I guess there's something primal about it. To impress the females of the race. But try not to do what this guy did. The video slows it down for you for further painful examination.

Robo-Poster #1 - Parenting at its Best

Ahh . . . it's nice to be allowed to post for once. While Jaime is away on vacation, my robotic limbs can unwind, and Robo-Poster can get some posts out of its system. Here's a video that should make you rethink having children. If you might find yourself capable of doing this, in public, then I'm recommending you for either chemical castration or getting a good ol' fallopian tube tying. Robots never have this problem. But you humans, seriously. No audio on this video, but you don't need it really.

BAFW's Escape from L.A.

It's been a few months since my last vacation, so I guess it's time to head out to Las Vegas again, BAFW's favorite vacation destination . . . by default. It's just cheap I guess to take vacations there. We'll be staying at the Orleans, I know, not on the strip, but we got a terrific deal (that was helped out by a Hotels.com coupon) for a 3 night stay, so you can't pass that up. We're also cutting loose out there. The wife and I don't drink or smoke cigarettes, or even eat meat while not on vacation. But during those fleeting moments where we can escape the reality of bills, 9-hour work days, and responsibilities, we do every thing we don't do. So, smoking is on. Drinking is on. Eating meat is on.

While I'm away, I'll be employing the Robo-Poster again. I have no idea what it's going to throw at you, but expect to see something tomorrow, around 8 AM. It likes to sleep in I guess. Robots . . . what can you do.

Wish me luck. I might hit a penny slot jackpot and come home with $10! 'Cause that's how I roll. I don't mess with the Benjamins. It's all about the Lincolns. I will return for irregular posting on August 7th. See you then.

The Mystery of Madonna's Freaky Arms Explained

Hatchi matchi! Looks at those guns. I think Madonna might actually be a terminator sent back from the future to adopt as many African babies as it can to bring forth some sort of an apocalypse. It looks like instead of muscles, there are pistons and gears hard at work mimicking normal human arm movements. But, this handy picture pretty much reassures the populace that Madonna is indeed human. All of that weird shit is apparently normal. Hey, you might even have all of that in your arms too. I hope they don't look that bad.

Seth Rogen Recounts Emotional Scarring on Jimmy Kimmel Show

I don't watch much late night television programming. I'm just never up that late. I'm like a very old man, out like a light by 9 PM. I know, such a party animal right? But in any case, this clip I'm assuming is from a very recent Jimmy Kimmel show where he has Seth Rogen on to promote "Funny People" (which is, very funny, watched it yesterday). The clip doesn't talk much about the movie, but does focus on one of Seth's previous appearances on the show. Specifically how he got rejected by a then relatively unknown Megan Fox. The video is pretty funny, and the incident is a little cringe-inducing. I feel bad for Seth, but at the same time, I couldn't help but laugh.

Tiffani Thiessen Too Busy For Cast Reunion

Tiffani Thiessen is Busy from Tiffani Thiessen

I guess Jimmy Fallon has been trying to get some publicity for his late night show (don't ask me what it's called) by trying to play to the nostalgia of his audience. He's been trying to get cast members of "Saved by the Bell" to appear on his program, except for the ever elusive, and suddenly missing an "Amber", Tiffani Thiessen. She made this Funny or Die video explaining why she's not going on the show. It didn't make me LOL, but then again, it's the nostalgia factor that is making me post this. It probably needs a laugh track so I know when the funny parts are and when I should laugh along with them. That's what "Saved by the Bell" had. Maybe if Screech of Principal Belding had made a cameo on this, it might have been better . . . but it's just Thiessen all the time. Check out the video.

Search Terms for July 2009

Another month has come and gone. Can't believe the year is already more than half-way through. We will be leaving 2009 in the dust soon enough, wondering why we didn't get to know you better. But, the searching for depravity never stops around here. Here's a small segment of what you've been looking for, and what brought you to BAFW. See if you can find your search in there.

eroticgoogle - Google Search PK
news anchors panty shots - Google Search
gretchen morgan uniform schoolgirl picture - WinAmp Search
bikini toes - Google Search AU
downblouse palin - Google Search
zombie - Bing Search
vanessa hudgen cameltoe - Google Search VN
gymnast accidental nude shot photo - Google Search TR
megan fox nip slip - Google Search
LADY GAGA UPSKIRT RED SKIRT - Google Search UK
love or bread hentai pictures - Google Search PH
lily allen see through - Google Search AU
Hayden Panettiere beach - Bing Search
pussy cat dolls upskirts - Google Search
Morgan Webb Nipple Slip - Google Search
kourtney kardashian - Bing Search
water park nip slips nudes - Google Search
claire danes downblouse video - Google Search CA
the passenger anne hathaway - Google Search CA
mischa barton period - Google Search
pictures of bridge to terabithia camel toe - Google Search AU
Emma Watson peeing - Google Search
the hills up skirt - Google Search
Taylor Swift upskirt - Bing Search
gymnasts butt pictures - Google Search UK
between the fern natalie portman - Google Search
grace park nip - Google Search
Amy Smart cameltoe - Google Search CZ
pete wentz unit exposed - Google Search
amazon edit feedback - Google Search
taylor swift sinful comic - Google Search
actress kielle - Google Search
sinful comics & kristen bell - Google Search
nude eva green on the dreamers high resolution movie clip - Google Search ID
"peeing gymnast" - Google Search
emma watson upskrit nipple slip - Google Search
"worst nanny ever" fake? - Google Search FR
Hounddog screencaps - Google Search RU
ashley tisdale nipples slip - Google Search MY
www. womenfart fires. nl - Google Search
emma watson wardrobe failure 2009 - Google Search UK
natalie portman upskirt video - Google Search
german tv presenters upskirt - Google Search UK
sienna miller nip slip - Google Search MY
hermione camel toe - Google Search
"Katharine McPhee nude - Google Search
accidental upskirt - Bing Search
olsen nipple - Bing Search
LOUISE BANKS SHAVEN HAVEN - Google Search UK
amanda bynes nip slips pictures - Google Search
kim kardashian junk in the trunk moon - Google Search
emilys dream nipple - Google Search FI
"louise banks" flashes - Google Search UK
Fergie package - Google Search NZ
karina smirnoff - Bing Search
portman pubes - Google Search GR
emma watson drunk - Google Search
louise banks upskirt no knickers - Google Search UK
nude hentai cortana pictures - MyWebSearch
EMMA WATSON POOP HER PANTS - Google Search FR
jessica biel feet - Bing Search
"adrien brody" "well endowed" - Google Search FR
No one likes a fatty - Google Search UK
carribian upskirts - Google Search
worldcup fan nippple - Google Search
natalie portman v for vendetta screenshot pantie - Google Search
keira knightley thong slip domino - Google Search DE
emilie de ravin probably rape rapidshare - Google Search AU
Brooke Hogan - Bing Search
kourtney kardashian pictures - Bing Search
housewifes-nude.blogspot.com - Google Search IN
real life housewives upskirt images and nipslip images - Google Search IN
popular sucks - Google Search

The Downfall of the English Language Plans a Snack

So, I get this e-mail at work. From an adult. Someone that should know how to write an e-mail without making him/her-self look like a complete idiot. But hey, I am surrounded by retards at work, so this really shouldn't surprise me too much. There are good intentions that come along with the e-mail, but that first sentence, and what follows, completely takes my mind of what this person was trying to do, and makes me feel bad for the mangling he/she is giving the poor English language. I will italicize what makes me feel sorrow for the language that I love.

Please due not feel obligated!! …… But, for those that are interested…. I was thinking of bring in some muffins, juice and fruit tomorrow for those who want to contribute $2.00 each. I know we all get in early in the morning and be a little hunger so I will pick up some breakfast snacks… I will be in tomorrow at 8am. So if you are interested please give me your $2.00 today I leave at 5pm……. Again please do not feel obligated this is just a suggestion if anyone has any other thoughts or suggestion please let me know…..

I'm not going to even get into the punctuation. All the random "..." just makes me wonder if my employer should require more than just a high school diploma or a G.E.D equivalent.

What You've Been Looking For: V For Vendetta Panty Scene

For a couple of years now, after the release of "V for Vendetta" and my subsequent Search-Mania posts, I have noticed that a lot of people are looking for very specific things. Like, the video above. The scene where Natalie Portman is wearing the school-girl outfit and flashes her panties while fending off a lecherous priest has been what I would assume, the holy grail for all Natalie Portman panty-scene afficionados. So, here it is, finally some would say, but I guess better late than never. It even has slo-mo for those that just want to savor the moment. Enjoy.

Tron Legacy Trailer

Wow. I didn't have high hopes for the formerly titled "Tron 2.0", now going by the name "Tron Legacy", until I saw this trailer at the Flynn lives website. And it's going to be released in 3D as well. Now, I haven't really been into this new batch of 3D movies lately, but this one might lend itself well to the technology. Check out the pretty awesome trailer over at that site, and you can even choose different formats if the embed is not up to your standards.

Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl Trailer = WTF!?

"Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl" is a movie. I can say that for sure. But why the Japanese decided to make this is beyond my realm of comprehension. It looks bug-nuts insane. It's all blood spray and terrible acting from what I can gleam from the trailer. But, maybe that's why I want to watch it now. In any case, peep out the trailer. And get some handy wipes ready to wipe off the excess blood from your computer screens. It's that bloody.

Whiteout Trailer

"Whiteout" is, sadly, not a movie about my favorite brand of corrective fluid. Rather, it's a comic book movie adaptation which puts Kate Beckinsale in a murder type mystery in the icy Antarctic. I've never actually read the source material, so if I go watch this movie, I go in with no expectations. The trailer looks OK so far, but if anyone's actually read the comic, please let me know if it's doing it any justice. And if I should get the actual comic book as well. I need some good reading material. Thanks to IGN for hosting the video, and making embedding so easy.

Fergie has Manly Package

I knew Fergie, the person responsible for ruining the "Black Eyed Peas", was the epitome of butterfaces, but "possibly a man" hadn't really entered into my realm of thought . . . until now. Whatever she's man-handling below her skirt sure looks like something of a phallic nature. Now, not only am I confused by her husband, actor Josh Duhamel, but I'm also feeling a little sorry for him. Obviously, he got more than what he bargained for when he hooked up with Fergie. Maybe he was a total douche in a past life and now he has to atone for whatever he did. In any case, I'm not saying that that's absolutely a penis under there . . . but it sure looks like it. Allegedly.

Tyler Perry Presents Ripping Off Classics

Tyler Perry movies don't appeal to me. Black dudes in drag and fat suits movies have been done better in the past. They're never classics, but a segment of the movie going population eats it up. So, it's a little disturbing when Tyler Perry decides to make a poster for his new Madea movie "I Can Do Bad All By Myself" . . . I'm sorry, I got the name wrong, the movie is naturally called "Tyler Perry's I Can Do Bad All By Myself" . . . rips off the classic Sam Peckinpah movie "Straw Dogs". It's cinematic blasphemy if you ask me. Perry would call it "Tyler Perry's Cinematic Blasphemy". So, if you come across someone that thinks the above poster is great, quickly slap the back of their head, and make them aware that they're praising a rather plagiaristic homage.

New Futurama Returns with New Voice Cast?

So, the return of "Futurama" is becoming a bittersweet ordeal. Both Ainitcool.com and CHUD.com are reporting (from various sources, so by the time it hits here, you can bet it's an absolute and undeniable truth) that key voice cast members Billy West, John DiMaggio and Katey Sagal won't be returning when the show hits cable again on Comedy Central next year. Salary disputes are cited as the cause of their exit. But, those three voice actors are "Futurama" in my opinion. Sure, the writing is what makes the show, but those guys and lady say the lines, and my brain has imprinted to them like a baby chick does to a mother bird. In a perfect world, I would throw any amount of money they want at them to continue with the show. But, sadly, I guess we'll just have to make due with slightly off-sounding Leela, Bender, Fry and all the other characters Billy West plays (a lot of them).

Koreans Emotionally Scar Baby Bear for Life

I'm not sure if I should be outraged or LOL'ing at this poor baby bear. But one thing is for sure, Koreans are cruel. Well, at least some of their television programming is. I don't want to make broad generalizations. Check out this baby bear, freaking out when he is forced to share an enclosure with a couple of baby lions. I guess it's too much for the bear cub, because it's then placed with other baby animals, and it just can't take it. It even becomes afraid of shadows. I'm just glad my tax dollars won't go to pay for that bear's adult therapy sessions.

Day One Trailer

I do enjoy a post-apocalyptic yarn from time to time. That's why, this trailer for NBC's "Day One" is looking mighty freaking cool to me. The video is not that great when it comes to quality, but the ideas and concept shine through anyway. What at first looks like a re-hashed meteor strike is then substituted with something more sinister. Check your local listings for this one. It's probably not going to start with the regular fall season of 2009, so look out for it mid-season 2010. It's going to feel like a long wait, but to me, it looks like it might just be worth it.

Update: So, the first video was killed by NBC . . . let's see how long this one lasts.

Jennifer's Body Red Band Trailer

If you were thinking to yourself lately: "I want to see Megan Fox in a movie, but I don't care much for giant transforming robots and Shia LeBoeuf", then I'm pretty sure that "Jennifer's Body" is the movie you've been waiting for. It's also the new one from Diablo Cody, ex-stripper turned screenwriter that gave us the delightfully sarcastic "Juno". And it's a red-band trailer, so you know that either skin is displayed or cursing happens. So, why are you still reading this, check out the trailer. You don't want all the cool kids thinking you're not hip.

Edit: For some reason, the embedded player doesn't want to work on my MacBook's Firefox or Safari browsers. If you're experiencing a similar problem, then you could go to the original posting here and check out the trailer.

Attack of the Phantom Audio

I have to apologize to any BAFW readers that might have had their ears accosted by this phantom audio that is playing over my blog. I have no idea where it's coming from specifically. I have a good idea that it might be generated by one of the marketing/advertising providers that I have posted up over the good ol' BAFW, I just don't know which one. I have to do a little research and stop that. For now, try to deal with the stream of nigh-incomprehensible gibberish that is pouring out of your computer speakers. If you are hearing it though. Sometimes I come on the site and it's quiet as a mouse that is into being quiet.

Couples Retreat Trailer

"Couples Retreat", for all intents and purposes, is something I should have no interest in watching. It's a little formulaic and decidedly intended for women. But, just like the latest batch of romantic comedies that I have enjoyed (ex: "I Love You, Man" and "Away We Go") it seems to incorporate elements that even I can enjoy. I might even take the wife to go see this, and I'll be a fucking hero for choosing a movie that doesn't have explosions or transforming robots. Check out the YouTube trailer above, and for the more discerning trailer viewers, check out the movie's Apple trailer page for more pristine viewing.

Denise Richards: It's Camel-Toe

I don't follow Denise Richards's career any longer. She used to be a big star back in the late 90's and early 00's, but now, she just has that show on cable "Denise Richards: It's Complicated" and it looks like a total snooze fest. If I had sleep deprivation problems, I might tune in to pass out, but you can ask my wife. I don't have that. I'm borderline narcoleptic sometimes. But now I'm deviating from the topic at hand, or, the topic at crotch if you will. While completely uninteresting to me in a professional sense, she does still have a slight camel-toe in the picture above, so now it's post-worthy. Enjoy the pic, and the one below, which is more a showcase of her bikini wearing abilities than the one above. I have to say, for no longer being a spring chicken, she's not looking terrible.

Search Terms June 2009

Another month ends in 2009, and wouldn't you know it, we're halfway done with the year already. Where did these first 6 months go? Not quite sure, but here are some search terms that brought you here. Sorry if you didn't find the den of wanton debauchery that you were looking for, but hey, maybe you found something else that was worth your 5 seconds of your visit. Thank you, come again.

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lily allen see through red dress - Google Search AU
nip slip gymnasts - Google Search UK
whitney port nipple slip beach - Google Search CA
"basic instinct" upskirt screenshot - Google Search
tennis stars cameltoes free pics - Google Search DE
hermione cameltoe - Google Search SE
lindsay lohan panty shot - Google Search
megan fox nip slip - Google Search
katy perry tiny dress - Google Search UK
trends in reality tv - Google Search
jennifer morrison nipple - Google Search ES
nippl slip tennis ladys - Google Search NL
amazon feedback remove - Google Search
upskirt amy macdonald - Google Search DE
downblouse palin - Google Search
evangeline lilly "into music" - Google Search TR
kyra sedgwick upskirt - Google Search
megan fox no panties - BlogSearch TH
rachel weisz nipslip - Google Search IN
french gymnast tinkle - Google Search
olivia munn hot - Google Search AU
gymnastics crotch shot camel toe - Google Search AU
miley cyrus sinful comic free - Google Search AT
heartbreak kid scene - Google Search
mtv upskirt - Google Search
megan fox nerd - Google Search NO
I pissed my pantyhose - Google Search
natalie portman upskirt - Google Search AU
Emma Watson hentai - Google Search DE
megan fox camel toe - Google Search
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ashley tisdale nipple slip 2009 - Google Search CA
preggo upskirt - Google Search
rosario dawson rape scene mpegs - Google Search UK
news anchors nip pics - Google Search
http://www.beyonce nipslips.tv/ - Google Search
what happend to emmawatsonnude fakes.blogspot - Google Search AU
early bird channel nipple slips - Google Search UK
example amazon seller feedback - Google Search CA
Audrina Patridge pics - Bing Search
working out camel toe - Bing Search
meganfoxbikinipics - Google Search
tayolor swift slip - Bing Search
pirates of the caribbean sinful - Google Search ES
gymnast exposed pubes - Google Search
hacked cellphone pics - Bing Search
butt slips - Google Search QA
muff slip - Google Search
madona vagina - Google Search
Emilie Le Pennec pee - Google Search FR
kids choice lindsay lohan upskirt - Google Search PL
interweb bush - Google Search
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jenny mccarthy pee - Google Search IT
bianca gascoigne tartan - Google Search UK
cleavage camel toe - Google Search
kourtney Kardashian BIKINI pictures - Bing Search
futurama new season - Google Search CA
zombie - Bing Search
free nederland bicycle upskirt pics - Google Search FR
see thru sweat pants - Google Search

2012 Trailer

"2012" is a disaster movie. That's pretty much all you should know before going into it. Before checking out the trailer myself, I had only seen some cryptic looking posters at my local movie theater. I had pretty much dismissed it, and then, I saw this video, and I have to say: it looks fantastic. Even though it probably will end up being dumb, I'm willing to take that risk. Check out the trailer, and get ready for some dumb summer fun . . . in November?

Way Better Mrs Doubtfire Trailer

If you were wondering what "Mrs. Doubtfire" would look like if, instead of a being a family comedy, it had been made as a psychological thriller, then this is the trailer for you. While I enjoyed the original, I think I would have preferred if the film-makers involved had taken this route instead. Check out the trailer, and wonder what if . . .

Zombieland Trailer

"Zombieland" is something I had heard about a few months ago, but didn't know much about it other than it's supposed to be a zombie comedy starring Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg and Abigail Breslin. Now, Apple has the trailer for the movie, in Quicktime, for your zombie viewing pleasure here. From the looks of the trailer, it seems like this might be a pretty fun movie. Take a peek at the trailer and get ready to visit "Zombieland" when it opens in wide release later this year.

Update: For those that don't have Quicktime, and don't like to be re-directed to other sites for trailer-viewing purposes, here's a streaming version of the trailer courtesy of Youtube.

Thirst'y for a Red Band Trailer

"Thirst" is the latest from Park Chan-Wook, director of "Oldboy", and it looks pretty fucking amazing. This, along with "Let the Right One In" are doing much more for the vampire horror sub-genre than any "Twilight" movie is. In fact, I think the "Twilight" phenomenon is diluting what a vampire movie should be all about. Check out the trailer, courtesy of IGN, and get ready for this movie, which is coming out at the end of July.

Megan Fox in Sexiest Sweatpants Ever

To the untrained eye, Megan Fox in sweatpants wouldn't be much more desirable than Megan Fox in a painted-on micro-dress/skirt. But around here, we look at the details. I know that at first glance that picture above of Megan Fox just looks alright, but if you focus in on the crotch area, you'll get to see a fully realized and well defined camel toe. It's there alright, and it almost looks like her moose-knuckle (for all the Canadian readers) is trying to fight it's way out of those sweatpants. The picture below has a better look, and what might appear to be sudden realization of her wardrobe misstep followed by shame. Or, it might have just been really really sunny that day. Make your own conclusions.

Real See-Through Housewife of New York

I don't watch much television programming on Bravo. So, I'm not all that familiar with "The Real Housewives of New York". My wife is, but not me. About a year ago, I remember posting naked pictures of one of them, but Photobucket took those down and I lost interest. But, here's another one of the cast members, Bethenny Frankel, at some event over the weekend, wearing clothes that are, pretty much, completely see through. And, there's even a hint of camel-toe for those that are into that. Is this how they are perpetuating their 15 minutes of fame? In any case, here are a couple more, and even one with a camera lens flare, for all of the "Star Trek" fans out there.



I would say check out their show, but I have no idea when it plays. Check your local listings? It's on Bravo right? Who the fuck cares.