Sunday, August 02, 2009
The Mystery of Madonna's Freaky Arms Explained
Hatchi matchi! Looks at those guns. I think Madonna might actually be a terminator sent back from the future to adopt as many African babies as it can to bring forth some sort of an apocalypse. It looks like instead of muscles, there are pistons and gears hard at work mimicking normal human arm movements. But, this handy picture pretty much reassures the populace that Madonna is indeed human. All of that weird shit is apparently normal. Hey, you might even have all of that in your arms too. I hope they don't look that bad.