Thursday, September 01, 2005

Jolie Steals Baby

Allegedly of course, it's all still up in the air as to wether an 18 year old woman named Mentewab Dawit is the actual mother of baby Zahara. Angelina Jolie stands by her claim that the baby's mother was dead and that the baby was an orphan when she acquired her. Dawit claims she was forced to put the baby up for adoption when she couldn't afford to feed her.

Does this woman not know who she is trying to pick a fight with? This is Angelina Jolie. Just look at her. She's freaking nuts. She didn't carry a vial of Billy Bob Thornton's blood around for a couple of years 'cause it was romantic. If you want a piece of advice Mentewab, just let it go. You gave up the child for adoption anyway. If you weren't forced to, the little tyke would have died of malnutrition. And you don't want Jolie to break out her knife collection. You know she's got one, and you better believe she knows how to use them. She's just that kind of woman. I bet you she thought the bayonet-dildo in Seven was just what was missing from her sex-toy repetoire.

2 comments:

Crazy Dan said...

I really like that last sentence about the boynet dildo, man that would hurt.

Jaime said...

yeah, that was my favorite part of Seven . . or Se7en . . or whatever they call it.

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