In a "too little too late" attempt to detract attention from either her rapidly expanding ass or candy apple shaped head, Tyra Banks has been attracting attention to her breasts. After getting an expert opinion on them last week on her talk show (Tyra has a talk show? You go girl . . . er. . . I mean, why?) that confirmed the authenticity of said mamaries, she enlisted the help of pseudo-actress Jennifer Love Hewitt (also known as the great Eskimo Actor) to draw more attention to her chocolate milk juggs. I guess this is all good and well. I mean, if we're too busy checking out the racks, then we wouldn't have to face the realization that Tyra has a bit of a God Complex on her America's Next Top Model show . . . or the fact that everyone treats her like a celebrity when she's just a model. A model people. That's it. And a model that's not in her prime. Hell, Janice Dickinson looks better than her. Physically I mean. That woman's face looks like ground beef wrapped in Saran-Wrap.
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