Technorati Fishing

Labor Day edition! Not that it has anything to do with the holiday, but since I'm not working, might as well post something instead. So, let's dive in.

1. Katrina - It's been about a week since I did this, and then, as now, Katrina was the top search word on Technorati. People must really want to know about this little tropical storm. What? Full blown hurricane. Really? Hundreds dead? Hmm. . . Leave it to the ones named after women to wreak the most devastation. For the future, if you're living on the east coast, and you notice the National Weather Service talking about a hurricane named Pre-Menstrual Syndrome . . . move to Iowa.

2. Kanye West - No, not a hurricane. Not even a type of cloud. The rapper has been pretty vocal about the way the media portrays this and that and the way that the hip hop community treats this and that. The only reason I'm being somewhat vague about his opinions is that these days, celebrities seem to jump on whatever bandwagon is close to them. So, I'm not up on the "Cause du Jour". Maybe it's stomping on crying babies. It's a possibility.

3. New Orleans - So, it's underwater now huh? I guess the thousands of tourists that head there every year for the festival of debauchery that is Mardi Gras will have to find another place to exchange beads for titty exposure. Seriously speaking for a second or two though . . . this is tragic. I didn't think it would be this bad when I started hearing things on the news about this hurricane. So, if you can help in any way . . . do it. Either via the Red Cross or whatever charity you preffer.

4. Natalie Glebova-
What's the big deal with this chick. Sure, she's Miss Universe . . . but she ain't no chopped liver. Mmmm . . . chopped liver.

5. Kanye West Video - More Kanye huh? What's this about? Whatever video he just released where he makes some sort of social discourse about the differences in the way whites and blacks are perceived? I stopped caring about this back in the late 90's. Racism just bores me. I've never really participated in being racist, and by that same token, never taken action against it. I'll leave that to the Kanye's of the world. Besides, I wouldn't want to horn in on his cash flow. 'Cause he's a revolutionary on a budget yo.

6. Hurricane Katrina - Help.

7. Aaron Broussard -
Nothing sadder than seeing a grown man cry. Well . . . seeing The Sal banging Shreks could be considered sad . . . but it's more along the lines of horrific. Who is Aaron Broussard? From what I've read, he's the president of Jefferson's Parrish . . . which I'm guessing is in one of the hurricane affected areas. And he's right, GW Bush is too busy fighting his daddy's wars to care much about what's happening in our own country. This tragedy is nothing more than a photo-op for the bastard.

8. Celine Dion - What the hell could anyone want to know about Celine Dion? Seriously. Who cares about this french-canadian bitch. She can't sing, she's married to a giant corpse . . . she's ugly. There, that's all you'll ever need to know. Move on.

9. Loonatics - This must be something Nelly-related. Is this his new line of cheek band-aids? Do they come in crazy colors. Or dare I say it . . . Loonatic Colours. Notice the alternate spelling of color. It's Kah-razzy.

10. Anderson Cooper - This is the CNN guy right. White hair, personable face. Could be your dad if you were rich and white. He's covering the Katrina fallout right? I wouldn't know. I don't watch CNN. But I hear he's a stand up guy. Like this one time, he walked by a hooker and turned her into the Virgin Mary. That great.