I've refused many a lapdance from strippers. Sometimes, they just look a little cracked out and skanky. Ok, I know they're strippers and are supposed to look slutty and all, but when the stripper has stretch-marks and cecesarian section scars running down the full length of her stomach . . . you just have to say no. Good thing I don't live in San Diego anymore, or something like this would have happened to me.
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - An angry San Diego topless dancer pulled out a knife and stabbed a customer after he refused a lap dance, police said on Thursday.
I've never been to a Dreamgirls . . . but I'm thinking they should change the name of the place to Nightmaregirls. Or at least "We'll Cut You if you say NO"-Girls.
Lawanda Dixon, 24, was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon shortly after the altercation with 33-year-old Melik Jordan at the Dream Girls Cabaret early on Wednesday, San Diego police Det. Gary Hassen said. "He was in the club with some friends watching the shows when she came up and asked if he wanted a lap dance," Hassen said. "He said no, she got upset about it, they argued back and forth. She pulled knife out of her bag and stabbed him." Dixon was taken into custody and police found methamphetamine in a small metal container in Dixon's bag, Hassen said, adding that she may face drug charges. Officers also confiscated a small folding knife.
What have we learned today kids? When presented with an offer by a scuzzy looking stripper, always say yes and when she's walking towards the lapdance booth . . . run the other way. If you say no upfront, you might just end up getting stabbed by a speed junkie. Unless you like getting stabbed. Then . . .go right ahead.
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I know it said she pulled the knife out of a bag but I just dont believe that, I have never seen a stipper carring any bags around. That leaves only one other plave to hide the kinfe. Yep thats right in the puss. He was stapped with a dildo and probably not in the chest I think he was assaulted in the ass.
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