The Human Centipede Gets Clipped

"The Human Centipede" is something I just heard about recently. I know it's being screened this week at Austin's "Fantastic Fest" movie festival. It's won some horror movie prizes and the such. All you need to know going into this movie (if it gets an American release) is that there's a mad scientist attaching humans together to create a multiple organism that shares the same intestinal system. Which now, makes the last part of the clip make sense to you if you watched before you read this. Yeah, that woman's mouth is attached to someone else's rear, and she seems to have the same human-attached-to-my-butt problem. Truly a fucked up film, but aren't those some of the best ones sometimes?

September Doldrums

Yeah, in case you hadn't noticed, September's been a pretty lean month when it comes to posting around the BAFW. You could say that I'm getting a little bit on the tired side. But it's mostly my day job killing my writing ability by exhausting the shit out me. And it's not even having to work extra hours, because all that beautifully expensive (for the company) overtime we used to work has dried up as of late. No, just going in to work and doing the same thing over and over again is what's doing it.

But, I start a new assignment October 5th. I won't really have to deal with customers for about 2 months while I'm being trained for my new position at my job. Which is great. I should be feeling a little more refreshed and posts will just flow a bit more naturally then. I'm hoping. Keep your fingers crossed.

So, let's just ride out September. It's just a shitty month for BAFW. And is anyone else in Southern California? What the hell is up with this heat wave? I hate you Santa Ana winds!

Paranormal Activity Trailer

This little indie movie, "Paranormal Activity", is due to come out next week in selected cities. This trailer effectively uses audience reactions to sell the movie, which I now want to watch. Check this trailer out and hope that your city is on the list (at the end of the trailer), but it if isn't, there might be a way to get it to your neck of the woods. But you have to see the trailer to find out how. Enjoy.

We Are ODST Trailer

The new "Halo 3" campaign is due to come out September 22nd. Titled "Halo 3:ODST", it puts you in the boots of an Orbital Drop Shock Trooper rather than a genetically enhanced Spartan super-soldier. But, from the looks of this live action trailer, that doesn't make it any less exciting and action-filled. Did I mention the video is also gorgeous to just look at. It also looks a lot like "District 9". Not sure if Neill Blomkamp directed this or not, but he had directed a few shorts in 2007 for the "Halo 3" release.

This video is also making me yearn for a live action "Halo" movie. It can be done. Just check out the trailer and get ready for a pretty badass experience when it comes out. A movie might just be a pipe dream, but we still get to play the game.

Between Two Ferns - Charlize Theron

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis from Between Two Ferns

I really like Zach Galifianakis's "Between Two Ferns" series of celebrity interviews. They're cringe-inducing masterpieces. But, looks like Charlize Theron is a fan as well, because she decided to turn the cringe-screws on Zach, and it makes for some funny (not die) moments. Check out the video, courtesy of FunnyorDie.com and "Need for Speed: Shift" I guess.

Clip of the Dead

I'm getting excited about zombies again. Sure, "Diary of the Dead" wasn't as good as anyone of us could have hoped for. Which is why it's so important for "Survival of the Dead" to be good. This is Romero's next zombie flick, and here's a clip that, while not entirely action packed, does give me a glimmer of hope that this movie will be worth my 10 or so dollars per ticket. Check this out, let me know what you think.

Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day Trailer

"Boondock Saints" was a pretty good movie. Not a movie that I thought would get a sequel ten years later, but hey, here is the trailer for the follow up: "Boondock Saints II: All Saint's Day". Seems like both the cast and the writer/director are back for another violent romp. That's what was fun about the first movie. Hope this one doesn't disappoint. Someone does have high hopes for this due to the fact that it's not going straight to DVD, but rather getting a theatrical release. I guess we'll have to wait and see if this sequel can do the original any justice when it comes out later this year. The trailer is helping though. I kind of like. Check it out.

Modern Warfare 2 Multiplayer Video

I can't wait for "Modern Warfare 2" to come out for the XBOX 360. I can easily predict that this game will own my life, much to my wife's chagrin, for the foreseeable future. But, just like the last game, "Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare", I might not get my hands on this until December, when all the fucking kids that play the game over XBOX Live have had time to hone their skills to near impossible to beat. That's the only thing I hate about multiplayer games these days. If you don't get in on the first couple of days after the game comes out, you can't help but feel like a n00b when you finally catch up to everyone else. In any case, the game looks great. Bloody and fast-paced action is what you can expect. Even when the game lags and hosts need to be changed, the video shows a pretty easy transition to the action. I'm already sold on this game. What do the rest of you think?

Search Terms for Aug 2009

August has come and gone, and it has brought, along with scorching summer heat, a new list of scorching hot searches. Well, if you think upskirts, nipple slips and the such is "scorching". Personally, I'm getting kind of bored of posting about Hollywood celebu-tards not knowing how to properly dress themselves. But, you people keep looking for that sort of stuff, so I don't think I'll ever really fully stop posting shit like that, but for now, I'm going to try to shift my focus. In the meantime, enjoy these searches. Some really chuckle-worthy stuff in here.

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Venture Bros Season 4 Trailer

I saw this over at Analog Medium and I just had to re-post it here. Fans of the "Venture Bros" show on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim rejoice . . . the new season is upon us, and if you watch this trailer, you won't help but get excited. Looks like a terrific season. If you've never seen the show, or even worse, heard of it, you've got some catching up to do. Check out their page on Adult Swim and get yourself acquainted with one of the best animated comedy series ever.

Inglourious Basterds Mini-Review

I had a chance to check the new Quentin Tarantino movie this past weekend, and boy was I glad I did. The movie was good. Enough action with crazy Tarantino-esque dialogue-heavy scenes that build tension. It's a great, non-historically acurate World War II fantasy that should be watched by anyone with a love for a good time. I don't want to give up too much during this mini-review, so consider this spoiler free.

Quick story re-cap in case you haven't heard much about this. The movie starts with the interrogation of a French dairy farmer who is suspected of housing Jewish refugees in Nazi occupied France. Things don't go well for the Jews (a common theme in World War II), and only one survives the encounter. The story then moves to the formation of a guerrilla warfare unit sanctioned by the U.S. to pretty much wreak havoc behind enemy lines. At their command is Lt. Aldo Raines, played by Brad Pitt. He is not the protagonist of this movie. His character is more like a piece of an ensemble. A pivotal piece, but the movie is not entirely about "The Basterds".

The flow of the story is broken up into chapters that jump around through the war. It all pretty much comes together in the end, when elements of each chapter meet up at a movie premiere for the latest Nazi propaganda film "Nation's Pride". From here, it builds to a highly rewarding (for the viewer) ending.

This is a fun movie. Each actor/actress was well cast in their roles. Quentin seems to work well within the constraints of his story, since it's set in WWII, he doesn't get to go on-and-on about pop culture like he did in his previous movies, but it doesn't show like he might have found himself at a loss for words when writing this. In fact, I'm pretty sure there will be a director's cut version of the film hitting video soon where one can enjoy in the excesses of a Tarantino script. But, for now, just check out the movie. It's definitely worth a matinee screening, or if you're cheap like me, the first show at an AMC theater on the weekends isn't more than $6 bucks.

The Wolfman Trailer

"The Wolfman" trailer just hit Yahoo!, and after viewing it, I'm kind of glad someone's not making another vampire or zombie flick right now. There seems to be an over-saturation of that going on. And, the werewolf in this movie doesn't look like a cuddly puppy like the ones featured in the fantastically pussyfied "Twilight" books/movies. This movie will be coming out next February. It stars some pretty solid actors: Benicio Del Toro, Anthony Hopkins, Hugo Weaving and Emily Blunt. Should be a pretty good movie. I like that it's a period piece. Check out the trailer for yourself.

Britney Spears Does Top Ten on Letterman

I don't watch late night television, so this little bit on Letterman eluded me. His top ten list for the night was related to a scenario where Britney Spears might be President. And, since Britney just recently lost most of that cheetoh and twinkie weight she was carrying around, they thought it would be a good idea to throw her into the bit, wearing a bikini of course, to make things funnier? Not really. Although, she did wow me with her literacy skills. I didn't know she could read that well, unless, it was pre-taped, and she was lip-synching it. But I doubt it. Not a funny video, but if you want to see Britney in a bikini, reading, then this is for you.

District 9 Mini-Review

"District 9" is the must see movie of the year. And it's most definitely one of the best scifi movies of the decade. What Neill Blompkamp and Peter Jackson have crafted, for not much money at that, looks better than any big budget action movie out there. But, if you've been trapped in a basement over the weekend and didn't have a chance to watch it and you're thinking: "What's this 'District 9' all about?", read the following.

The movie starts off with documentary-style interviews. Right off the bat, you learn that 20 years prior, an alien mothership stopped right over Johannesburg, South Africa, for unknown reasons. Eventually, humans cut their way into the ship, and find a race of extra-terrestrials in dire need of help. So, what do we benevolent humans do? We put them in a shanty-town/ghetto, perform medical/science experiments on them, and pretty much treat them like 2nd class citizens. The movie makes a parallel with South Africa's apartheid that is pretty hard to miss.

We then meet the protagonist, a low level bureaucrat in the MNU, who gets put in charge of relocating the alien population from the run down District 9 to the brand new District 10 that has been erected outside of the city. Lots of unrest amongst the human populace has caused the government to take action, so they're evicting the aliens, who are referred to using the racial/derogatory term: prawn. For that, they enlisted the help of the MNU, one of the world's largest weapons manufacturer, who has a secret agenda of course. They want to use alien weaponry. Only problem is that it only works with alien DNA.

I could keep telling you what happens from there, but I don't want to spoil the movie too much. Suffice to say, the low level MNU bureaucrat gets something sprayed on him during one of the routine evictions and things start to change for him. The truth of the company that he works for starts to be revealed to him, and he makes the choice to go against everything he has believed to try to help the alien visitors.

This movie made love to my eyeballs. It's fantastic. Everything from the story (which should always be the main focus in a movie) to the SFX work. Pitch perfect. It's no wonder it's getting rave reviews from pretty much anyone who's seen it so far. I highly recommend this to anyone that's interested in seeing something great. It's a hell of a lot of fun as well. Even though there are some heady issues that the film tackles, it's never boring. It might even make you rethink if it's OK to pee on yourself in public. It's so good you don't want to get up to use the bathroom if you've been drinking gigantic sodas like I do whenever I go watch a movie. Don't worry, I didn't soil myself, but I might have done irreparable damage to my bladder by holding it in for too long. Fuck it, it was worth it.

BAFW Classic - Alive in Joburg

In honor of the sci-fi must see of the summer, "District 9", here's a classic BAFW post from the past. This is right around the time that the director, Niell Blomkamp had been tagged to direct the then in pre-production "Halo" movie. That fell apart, but it enabled him to make the full version of "Alive in Joburg", which is now titled "District 9". It's a fantastic little film. I'll be watching "District 9" tomorrow, and who knows, I might even review it. Here's the original post, coming back all the way from August 2006. Enjoy . . . again.

It has officially been announced that the director for the upcoming Halo movie will be . . . Neill Blomkamp? I know, you're wondering just who the hell that is. He's done a couple of cool short films and those boss Citroen commercials I posted a few months ago. YouTube's got his work uploaded, but, if you're too lazy to go looking for it, here it is, for your convenient viewing pleasure.

Alive in Joburg


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When Religious Retards Try to Convert

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Is this a fucking joke? There are people out there that are in line with this retarded chick's line of thinking?

WTF! "Indians are like if an African and an Asian had a baby"??? Holy shit. If there is a God out there, I hope he's shaking his head in shame at what his creations say sometimes. I have to commend the Hindu girl, Saraa, in this video, for keeping her composure and eventually deciding that eating rice would be a much more productive use of her time than hanging out with these two girls. If I were in that position, I would have ended up slapping the shit out of these two chicks. And the thing that kills me is that the girl in the middle is completely convinced that she's doing the right thing. Try to sit through the 9+ minutes of this and you might want to rethink your involvement in religion.

The Fourth Kind Trailer

I have always been interested in alien abduction movies and stories. This newest one, titled "The Fourth Kind", seems to be pretty cool, boasting a "based on real events" feel that looks like it weaves in archival footage into the story rather effectively. This is something I wouldn't mind watching when it hits theaters. And, at least this time, Milla Jovovich isn't fighting zombies . . . but she still might flash her miniscule rack. She seems to do that in every movie she's in. Check out the trailer, and get ready for an encounter of "The Fourth Kind".

The Walking Dead Shamble Over to AMC

"The Walking Dead" has to be one of my all time favorite zombie stories out there. The fact that it's still going in comic book form (I just wait for the TPB) is fantastic. Hollywood has taken note of Robert Kirkman's intricate and painfully brutal story and a network that could do it justice has taken interest. AMC, home of "Mad Men", wants to put Frank Darabont (The Mist, Shawshank Redemption) in charge of raising the dead . . . on TV. AICN, the place where this miracle of news found me, has a link over to Variety where you can read more about the deal. I personally can't wait to see this.

If you also want to get a bit encyclopedic, head on over to this wiki page for some knowledge.

Miley Cirus Sings With Stripper Pole

I'm not sure who's in charge of setting up the "Teen Choice Awards", but someone should tell the people involved that putting a 16-year old, Jesus-loving girl in short shorts and making her swing around a stripper pole while a ton of other teens are watching might be a little inappropriate. Although, when I was 16, I would have loved to see something like this. But now, it's just a little creepy. I didn't watch the "Teen Choice Awards" this year, again, but it does attract unintentional perversion from time to time. I do remember Lindsay Lohan a couple of years ago and her ass-flash to the audience. I guess the people at the "Teen Choice Awards" just like to jump-start puberty. One more picture of Miley below.

Robo-Poster #3 - Yoga can be Creepy

Yogi Okey-Dokey should be put away in a correctional institution for the criminally insane as soon as possible. Until then, I'm sure he'll be making creepy videos featuring children in yoga positions. Now, Robo-Poster doesn't have any problems with kids doing yoga. Just not around this freak. But, far be it for Robo-Poster to pass on robotic judgment on human behavior. Nope, that something SkyNet would do. Robo-Poster will let you decide. Check out the video.