Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Vanessa Hudgens and What's-Her-Name Breakup

Vanessa Hudgens and her lesbian lover Zac Efron have ended their months-long committed relationship. Or so it would seem. OK! magazine has some details on the big hullaballo.
According to the source, while Zac was away in Europe promoting Hairspray, Vanessa was at a Hollywood Hills party, where eyewitnesses say she was "all over" her older, not-Zac date. And when someone dared to ask about Zac, Vanessa "threw a fit and said 'don't mention his name!' "After his return home to L.A., the pair were spotted Sunday night driving together in Zac's car, though the mood looked anything but festive.
What I'm thinking is that Vanessa finally got Zac to get "his" pants off and rather than finding a penis in there . . . found nothing but a dark, wet hole. That, or maybe she needed someone who could understand her better. Someone who could give her what she needs. I mean, look at that picture of a panda bear on her wall. It speaks volumes as to just how deep and special she is. Plus, if you were to date her, it's almost a definite possibility (like 2 to 1 Vegas odds) that she'd send you some naked pictures of herself. Or, if you don't want to go through the whole courtship process, you could just Google her ass.

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