No, you read that right. It's not "fuller" . . . because let's face it, if it did get bigger, you'd have to hire a pack of little Japanese tourists to follow her around screaming "Gojira!". No, Kim Kardashian's ass is just filler today. Namely because I don't have anything interesting to post about today, but also because rather than posting nothing, I thought you people would enjoy checking out her ginourmous segmented ass. What's that dress made out of anyway? Adamantium? It's got to be some sort of high-tech fiber polymer just invented by men in labcoats. With scientific degrees hanging from their walls. Because only science can hope to control Kim Kardashian's ass.
Friday, September 21, 2007
Kim Kardashian's Ass is Filler
No, you read that right. It's not "fuller" . . . because let's face it, if it did get bigger, you'd have to hire a pack of little Japanese tourists to follow her around screaming "Gojira!". No, Kim Kardashian's ass is just filler today. Namely because I don't have anything interesting to post about today, but also because rather than posting nothing, I thought you people would enjoy checking out her ginourmous segmented ass. What's that dress made out of anyway? Adamantium? It's got to be some sort of high-tech fiber polymer just invented by men in labcoats. With scientific degrees hanging from their walls. Because only science can hope to control Kim Kardashian's ass.
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