Wow . . . Really?

Oh my . . . it's worse than I thought. And was that Mario Lopez holding the microphone. Damn, AC Slater is doing stupid beauty pageants while Zack Morris is doing HBO dramas. Who's the coolest kid in Bayside High now sucka! But seriously . . . someone take this bitch out back and shoot her. Put America out of its misery. I bet you SAT scores jump 100 points nationwide once she's gone.