New Britney Spears Single = Hot Steamy Shit EDITED and MP3'd

Ugh . . . I can't believe I'm linking a page from PerezHilton.com. But, this is legitimate news. Britney's new single is out, and it must be heard. Not because it's great. I think it might be the single most atrocious song ever produced. Even worse than "PoPoZao". Everything is terrible. From the lullaby'ish feel of the song, to the spoken words. Is she fucking serious? I'll post the lyrics, but you can head over to the actual site and click on the audio player at the bottom of the post, if you're into seeing car-wrecks as they happen. Because this is what this single is. A musical car-wreck.

Everyday, I’m in a daze
Looking for that someone
And everyday, I sit and kneel and pray
Oh, sweet love, can I get some?
So why do you desert me, baby boy?
I need your love right now!
And if you desert me, baby boy
Don’t you leave me in your crowd

Talking
Hey baby, what time you gonna get home?
Oh, really?
[Sigh]
Alright, well, I’ll see you later, then
Oh, wait
Would you mind getting some…
Yeah, when you come home
Yeah, that’s it
I love you too
Bye

[Singing again]
Some day when you see my face
You will think that you have won
And some day when it’s all away
Our love just begun
So why did you desert me, baby boy?
I thought that you, you were the one
So if you preferred the other one
She won’t bring you the sun(son)


EDIT: Since the PerezHilton.com player is busted, or was busted when I tried to subject my wife to this slow-paced torture, I've secured an MP3 of this delightfully terrible track for your listening dis-enjoyment.

Britney Spears - Baby Boy