Jessica Alba . . . Perfect?

While I can agree that Jessica Alba is one good looking broad, I'd hardly agree that she is the epitome of womanhood. Yes, she is sexy. Yes, she has a nice body, but something within the equations that these Cambridge mathematicians is not adding up (hehe, did you get that subtle math humor?).

The academics found that it is the ratio between hips and waist that puts the sway into a woman's walk - and the nearer that ratio is to 0.7, the better. This ratio provides the body with the right torso strength to produce a more angular swing and bounce to the hips during the walking motion. Therefore, a woman with a 25in waist and 36in hips would have just the right proportions to carry off a sexy swagger as she walks. The Jessica Alba sashay beat off competition from Kate Moss, Angelina Jolie and even Marilyn Monroe, whose walk along a railway platform in Some Like It Hot is one of the most famous in film history.While Monroe was a fraction off the target ratio with 0.69, the Cambridge team said that Alba had the perfect proportions.

Oh, and just for the hell of it, there's a picture of a Jessica Alba wardrobe malfunction. Why not, right?

EDIT: The nipple is back. Photobucket.com pulled it down earlier today. Just what do they have against nipples?! Are they anti-hot-boobs? That's just ludicrous.