Tyra Grope Tour Continues

Oh Tyra Banks, why do you do these crazy things? Don't you know you should be focusing all of the attention of the world on you? I mean, that's what you were put on this world for. And why Rosie O'Donnell's breasts? You know she's enjoying it rather than going along with the joke like that McPhee chick. I guess that Tyra embraces affirmative action when it comes to fondling other women's breasts. She's like Martin Luther King Jr. and Joe Francis from the "Girls Gone Wild" videos all wrapped into one. She should be getting the Nobel Prize any day now.