Meg White Sex Tape?

When I hear "sex tape", there's a list of usual suspects that immediately pop-in to my head. Both Hilton sisters, Vanessa Hudgens, Pam Anderson, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears . . . but Meg White? Of "The White Stripes"? Not so much. But, it would appear that a video has been leaked out on the interweb of her and some guy getting it on. I've seen the 2 minutes and change and all I have to say is, well, it's kind of gross. And, confusingly arousing at the same time. Sure, Meg White is not in great shape, I don't find her to be all that attractive . . . but it's still two people fucking like rabbits. Chubby-chasers can head out to Egotastic which is hosting the video (I don't know why) to experience it for themselves.

American Sex Idol

I don't watch "American Idol". Not a single season's worth of shows have been watched by my eyes, and I feel perfectly happy and ok with that. That doesn't mean that I won't post videos from time to time of Sanjaya making an ass out of himself and only sticking around because all of the tech support workers in India phone in to vote for his retarded ass. This video above, is Sanjaya-less. It, rather, features a contestant from the second season of American Idol called Olivia Mojica, who made it to the top 24 (I think), but not all the way . . . Um, who cares. She has a sex tape which is described as 40 minutes of hot sex. Check out the video, for as long as it is up and viewable.

EDIT - Yes, it's only playing 26 seconds of the actual 54 seconds for me as well. Don't freak out, it's not your computer. You can also check out this shorter clip courtesy of TMZ.com, which, plays all the way, but has the quality of a VHS tape that was left in the sun for an entire summer.

HDH - Keely Hazell

There's a pretty high likely-hood that you've never heard of Keely Hazell. That is, unless you read a lot of British magazines. She's big over there. I can see why. But, just 'cause she's not hard on the eyes is not why she's the "Hump Day Hottie" for this week. Nope. There's another underlying, and more homegrown reason why. What is it? Amateur porn. Yes, she's got a sex-tape, that I downloaded and viewed yesterday, which involves some pretty vigorous fellatio and shots of feet. Yeah, maybe they could have worked the angles a little towards the end of the video, but the first half is pretty good. You can check out here, courtesy of Egotastic who's hosting the download. Get it while you can. It's been up a couple of days. And one more shot of why you're going to download.

A Product of her Environment?

All I know about Kim Kardashian is that she and her best friend, Paris Hilton, are connected at the hip. They go everywhere together, do the same things, wear the same clothes, carry the same shiny and ginormous purses . . . and now . . . participate in the same fame-catapulting activity du jour. What's that? Homemade porno. Yes, there is a Kim Kardashian sex tape out there, currently being brokered for sale. The Kardashian camp denies the existence of it . . . but it's probably likely that there is. "Who's she 'starring' in this little home movie with?" you ask. The answer: R&B singer R-Jay, Moesha's . . . wait, I'm sorry, Brandy's little brother. Who, by the way, in what makes this story interesting, takes a page out of R. Kelly's book and ends scene with a golden shower. Look it up on the "urbandictionary.com" if you're not familiar with what that is. It is the classiest of water sports. So, good going Kim. Maybe you can star, along with Paris, in the next season of the "Simple Life". America loves their amateur porn stars.