Jamie Lynn Spears Knows how to Pick 'Em

As previously reported, Britney Spears' little sister has been impregnated, and she's keeping the baby. Papa don't preach. But, it looks increasingly evident that the guy responsible for inseminating the underage Nickelodeon star won't be around to help raise the child. The guy's name is Casey Aldridge, and from the looks of his MySpace page, he's moving on. Which is kind of stupid if you ask me. All he needed to do is get married to the retard, live off of her millions (if she has any), and then divorce her a couple of years later, seek custody of the children, make sure there were no pre-nuptial agreements, and get child support for life. You know, what Kevin Federline did. That's the smart way to deal with the Spears'. So, Casey Aldrigde, if you're reading this, do the right thing. Pretend you want her back so you can rake in the dough.

Biel's Bikini Domination

So . . . yesterday I posted some Jessica Biel in bikini pictures. It's only natural then, that today, there would be more. Why not right? She's on vacation. Has a great body. Makes the mad cash off those "7th Heaven" rerun royalties. So, kudos to her and let's hope she doesn't get involved with a K-Fed'ish man that will totally ruin her for the rest of us. We've lost Britney Spears this past year . . . losing Jessica Biel to that same fate would be almost too much. A couple more pictures below, including one that's all action'y. It even has a little Danny Bonaduce look alike. All he's missing is the Jack Daniels and steroid-filled syringes. The other picture shows more of Jessica Biel's good side, this time, embraced by a good friend who is also fond of bikinis.